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My hand smells like onion. I washed it and it won't go away...any suggestions?! Damn homemade sandwich!

Mmmmm, roast beef, provolone, and onion....
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Wash your face. It might not be your hand that smells. :wow what a fantastic idea you have there:

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It's definitely the hand. The other smells like soap. I should look into prosthetic hands...or odorless onion.
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make the rest of the world smell like onion. then your hand will be normal
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make me a sandwich to negate the effects!
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I’d like a sandwich.

As the doctor says when your kid swallows a marble “This too shall pass”

Try dish soap?

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It seems like time was the only solution for it. There's still faint hints now, but after a day of shaking, eating, and such, the hand has recessed its' odor. Thanks for your help.

And now for something completely different...
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It happened again...it won't go away.
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"You just kissed a boom-boom baby. Don't expect any more sugar from me until you've washed your dirty, dirty face."

I love onions! Why wouldn't you want your hand to smell like one?
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Bellyheart wrote:Mmmmm, roast beef, provolone, and onion....


that sounds amazing
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rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
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tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens

Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.
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Fuzzy Picklez wrote:
tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens

Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.


i wish i knew the science of it
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tuffteef wrote:
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:
tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens

Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.


i wish i knew the science of it
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Maybe if you knew the science, you wouldn't be so snippy about it, baby.
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