Onion hand
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- Bellyheart
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Onion hand
My hand smells like onion. I washed it and it won't go away...any suggestions?! Damn homemade sandwich!
Mmmmm, roast beef, provolone, and onion....
Mmmmm, roast beef, provolone, and onion....
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Re: Onion hand
Wash your face. It might not be your hand that smells.
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Re: Onion hand
It's definitely the hand. The other smells like soap. I should look into prosthetic hands...or odorless onion.
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Re: Onion hand
make the rest of the world smell like onion. then your hand will be normal
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Re: Onion hand
make me a sandwich to negate the effects!
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Re: Onion hand
if you get skunked you are supposed to take a bath in tomato soup.
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Re: Onion hand
I’d like a sandwich.
As the doctor says when your kid swallows a marble “This too shall pass”
Try dish soap?
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As the doctor says when your kid swallows a marble “This too shall pass”
Try dish soap?
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Re: Onion hand
It seems like time was the only solution for it. There's still faint hints now, but after a day of shaking, eating, and such, the hand has recessed its' odor. Thanks for your help.
And now for something completely different...
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Re: Onion hand
It happened again...it won't go away.
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Re: Onion hand
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I love onions! Why wouldn't you want your hand to smell like one?
I love onions! Why wouldn't you want your hand to smell like one?
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Re: Onion hand
Bellyheart wrote:Mmmmm, roast beef, provolone, and onion....
that sounds amazing
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Re: Onion hand
rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
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Re: Onion hand
tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.
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Re: Onion hand
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.
i wish i knew the science of it

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Re: Onion hand
tuffteef wrote:Fuzzy Picklez wrote:tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens
Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.
i wish i knew the science of it
Maybe if you knew the science, you wouldn't be so snippy about it, baby.
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