ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

[behndy]

GLDHSGgrjrndbAagagagaAHHHHFGFG I WANT MY DOODER TO GET HIS.

[Gigahearts_FX]

I'm still satan less

[Twangasaurus]

Awww Behndy you old snugglebat, you've spoilt me rotten! Will post pics soon.

[Schlatte]

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

IT IS HERE!
sonidero hooked me up reeeaaaaalll good here, boys!

when opening the box, I got the first giggle right away


THE GOODS:
This package was PACKED with awesome... here's the whole l00t:


There were stickers, cards, little thingy duders that I don't know what they are but they are now guarding my amp

and PEDLULZ! That delay is reeeaaally cool, actually. Already fiddled with it for a few minutes, works really nice (already in the chain ).
The flanger has some trimpots inside that I have not yet dared to fully explore, but that thing is WAY different from any flanger I have had this far. It is actually really fun to mess around with, it doesn't really do that typical flange sound (that I don't like), it just gargles the signal like some sort of listerine in the morning. I shall report back after trimpot tweakage. Looks like it really loves my bass. And sounds really cool on bass

I can now also compensate my inability to grow a beard with mustache ice cubes and push pins

I really got a laugh out of that card too

THE SNAX:

I got some wasabi peanuts in one of the previous secret santas once, and they were DELICIOUS, so I'm really looking forward to devouring that stuff. I love nuts
also pencils

THE SHIRTS!!:

oh god, I love that austin shirt. It reminds me of that one wilco album cover... was it sky blue sky? yeah, i googled it, it was sky blue sky!
I also already know who'll be the new cool shirt guy at work (we kinda have a competition going, long story) with the austin guy and camera shirts

Dude, Marcus, you are da bes. Thank you so much for all the stuff! I really enjoyed opening and will continue to enjoy the goods.

[DarkAxel]

My Santa contacted me, there has been a hold-up with his sending, but it should hopefully get sent soon

[PetZounds]

My Santa contacted me, there has been a hold-up with his sending, but it should hopefully get sent soon

This was me.
I have been totally away from ILF for a while dealing with real-life stuff.
I had my gift ready for a while but I just fucked up with getting my shit together and getting the gift out.
I don't have anything that would be a valid explanation for what happened other than "I fucked up, big time."
I feel really awful about the whole ordeal and for leaving DarkAxel without something to open on Christmas.
Thank you for being a way greater dude than you need to be, you'll have your gift soon.
Hopefully it will be worth the wait, I'm really excited for you to get it.

On the subject of great dudes:
I finally got around to retrieving and opening my own gift.
Holy fuck.
Who the hell was my secret satan.
What an incredibly thoughtful and fun and wonderful gift.
I feel really undeserving of something so great because of how much I fucked up the timing on my end.
But whoever sent this, thank you so so much.
Warning: giant fuggin pictures (sorry)

NSFW: show

Everything is awesome.
I've been jamming the CDs all day, the baked goods are on point, the pedals are sick.
Can't wait to start Neuromancer, I've been wanting to read that book forever.
The sticker is going to go on my jazzmaster pickguard eventually, when I rip out the bridge pickup.
I could talk forever about how awesome everything is.
Thank you so so much.
WHO ARE YOU

[behndy]

Awww Behndy you old snugglebat, you've spoilt me rotten! Will post pics soon.

ufg YAYYYYY!!!

also, dayum. eveyrbody sending out so much pimperish stuff. MEOW.

[Jwar]

That wrapping paper is hilarious! hahaha


So I've sent some emails out....not too excited about the lack of responses here.

We have a little grace period obviously with SS but PLEASE contact me if you have not shipped your SS gift or if your SS has not received it yet. I need to update people.

Also if you've received one and NOT posted, please do so. You don't have to post pics, although they are awesome, but a confirmation would be nice.

[xrleroyx]

My satanees gift should have been delivered by Dec 24th. Looks like there's some fuckery in the UK. I can't even access postoffice.co.uk. PMd satanee and Jwar. Hopefully a simple call to the post office can remedy this.

[Jwar]

My satanees gift should have been delivered by Dec 24th. Looks like there's some fuckery in the UK. I can't even access postoffice.co.uk. PMd satanee and Jwar. Hopefully a simple call to the post office can remedy this.

Checked your tracking. That is super weird.

[Jwar]

My satanees gift should have been delivered by Dec 24th. Looks like there's some fuckery in the UK. I can't even access postoffice.co.uk. PMd satanee and Jwar. Hopefully a simple call to the post office can remedy this.

Checked your tracking. That is super weird.

[xrleroyx]

My satanees gift should have been delivered by Dec 24th. Looks like there's some fuckery in the UK. I can't even access postoffice.co.uk. PMd satanee and Jwar. Hopefully a simple call to the post office can remedy this.

Checked your tracking. That is super weird.

Yeah, everything seems kosher. IDK. I'd blame it on the holidays but c'mon. Dec 24th.

[sonidero]

and PEDLULZ! That delay is reeeaaally cool, actually. Already fiddled with it for a few minutes, works really nice (already in the chain ).
The flanger has some trimpots inside that I have not yet dared to fully explore, but that thing is WAY different from any flanger I have had this far. It is actually really fun to mess around with, it doesn't really do that typical flange sound (that I don't like), it just gargles the signal like some sort of listerine in the morning. I shall report back after trimpot tweakage. Looks like it really loves my bass. And sounds really cool on bass

I knew you needed the Flange that wont Flange and a subtle delay that works for Bari and Bass... We're now Pedlol Breauxxxzzz... I found my Dinosaur in a small Louisiana town cause nobody liked it and I found yours at Switched On for the same reason... There's lotsa wackyness in the trem pots for sure...

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I also have two of those bat shirts that are worn out and bbq stained so I need another one...

[Schlatte]

i think I'm gonna put the trim pots in the battery cover. Is it cool to mod those things or is it considered treason?

[Gigahearts_FX]

Yay! Finally managed to locate and collect from the local incompetents (aka Parcel Farce...sorry Force) in the UK

I think I might have won the "biggest pedal haul" of the year, with a massive bounty of 4 pedals
- Devi / Effector 13 Vintage Fuzz Maker. I replaced the big knob with some old boss ones
- Oh no no - CHK CHK boom momentary feedbacker
- Logan 5 ring mod - built by Jero I beleive? Fixed the power supply and footswitch wiring and it works a treat. Might have to rewire it for output grounding to cut the carrier bleed in bypass...
- Morley Little Aligator active volume.



If that wasnt enough there was a cool hat that my gf has stolen already, a vintage tee, card, a book with a lovely letter (Im so sorry to hear you lost your job, dude ) and some corn for popping
Oh and a guitar pick



Thanks for all of this.

Here are some more pics.









and I uploaded a video of me messing with a couple of the toanz



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs5EG3Kx8YI[/youtube]