ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

[Jwar]

Dude. That Blackout for the fucking WIN! This has been the best SS thread I've been part of! So glad everyone is getting great stuff!!


Now the hard question. Who has not received a gift and is unaware of whether or not it's coming?

[doommeow]

...starting to get worried my presents did not arrive. But then again the Santee hasn't posted in this threadin quite a while.

Same. Tracking says it got there (albeit it late you fucking postal fuck fucks) but satanee hasn't been heard from... Concerned am I.

[doommeow]

The snax are very cool. I can barely describe the pink thing…. Imagine the puffy mints from a chinese take out crossed with a stickler lollipop, filled with a liquified Apple jolly rancher that gets more and more sour with each taste? Whatever it is, I dig it.

BitchPudding will be jealous!! Vepsebol is the bees knees.

I'm jelly of that mini-Incinerator! Good guy Eivind!

Cheese cutter/"Ostehøvel" also brought the lolz. The invention that Norwegians are the most proud of, but you won't find anywhere else.

Vepsebol is indeed neat. Not something I'd have all the time, but enjoying it. And all cheers for Eivind!

[doommeow]

:joy:

So glad you liekd the stuffs, doommeow! Vepsebol and ostehøvel faen i helvete, got to share the Norwegian goodness. Should've sent a bag of paper clips as well (another Norwegian invention), but I guess you guys already have those. I don't really like Burzum, but wanted to get the darkest piece of Norwegian clothing I could lay my hands on for extra Satany winnings.

Anyway, yeah, awesome!!!! The cat vid was a great bonus, cute little cretins they are.

Oh, and Ian, the Gift of Fuzz looks amazing!

I LOVE paper clips! As an old school Apple fan boy, I've fetishized them for decades.

Also,

[Schlatte]

I did not receive my gift yet, BUT I know who my satan is and I made an unholy pact with him (nothing to do with selling my soul or stuff like that, I threw that smelly thing out years ago). So everything is fine

[coldbrightsunlight]

That brontide "artery" CD is intense! Really touching. Wow! Thank you so much!

Glad you like the CD! It was my favourite record of this year, Brontide are amazing. Hope you enjoy the pedal too, it sounds massive despite being teeny tiny.

[sonidero]

So this arrived at about 4:20 yesterday...

Not sure who it is but THANK YOU!!!

So much win and a funny note... The amp is gnarly and sounds awesome with iphone keyboards, the Dirge is super loud and fuzzy, movies and cds were spot on, the chutney broke and everything smells awesome, the figure and purple polish were a nice touch and I'm saving the beer for later...

My victim will hopefully be posting soon, here's to another awesome ILFSS!!!

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[Achtane]

HOT

[DarkAxel]

Dude. That Blackout for the fucking WIN! This has been the best SS thread I've been part of! So glad everyone is getting great stuff!!


Now the hard question. Who has not received a gift and is unaware of whether or not it's coming?

Didn't arrive before I had to go off to visit family and shit. I'm coming back on sunday, if there's a notice waiting for me, I'll go to the post office immediately. Don't know who my SS is, but honestly our Post Office has been terrible this christmas

[colin]

Dude. That Blackout for the fucking WIN! This has been the best SS thread I've been part of! So glad everyone is getting great stuff!!


Now the hard question. Who has not received a gift and is unaware of whether or not it's coming?

I haven't got mine yet, but it's only one day late so I'm not particularly concerned at this point. I assume it's on its way.

[odontophobia]

WHOA WHOA WHOA.
Hell yes. My Secret Satan gift arrived today while I was at work. I'm super pumped.

Successful gifting from the master of Fuzz Flipping, NEONBLACK. Dude hit it out of the park. Home boy was sending me Krampus messages getting me cllllllllll kinds of amped.

Here's a crummy pick I snapped with something better than a potato but perhaps not by much (Sweet potato, maybe?)



The USPS looked like they destroyed the box but fortunately contents were unharmed.
Contents include:

1) Jar of Chocolate infused Peanut Butter.
2) Bragg Seasoning feat. 24 herbs.
3) Bottle of Sriracha, the dark lord's gift to the darkest of culinary arts.
4) Young Widows - Easy Pain LP (AWESOME RECORD, Had to put it on while I wrote up my post)
5) Don't Starve -- a sweet rogue like survival rig-ish type game on Steam.
6) IFANEM 141G FUZZ -- Super stoked to be able to get some wild and controllable splatter fuzz onto my board. I've been doing rearranging since getting my Coven and I'm really excited to run Black Forest and Pharaoh into this.

HELL ASS YEAH.

Can it be 2015 SS already?
Also I need a 141T now. haha.

Thanks so much.

[phantasmagorovich]

Young Widows have the best covers.

[DarkAxel]

Tattoo worthy, always

awesome haul

[BitchPudding]

The snax are very cool. I can barely describe the pink thing…. Imagine the puffy mints from a chinese take out crossed with a stickler lollipop, filled with a liquified Apple jolly rancher that gets more and more sour with each taste? Whatever it is, I dig it.

BitchPudding will be jealous!! Vepsebol is the bees knees.

I'm jelly of that mini-Incinerator! Good guy Eivind!

Cheese cutter/"Ostehøvel" also brought the lolz. The invention that Norwegians are the most proud of, but you won't find anywhere else.

I'm so gel. We gotta get on that snax trade. And I gotta get in on this next year. Holy hell that GIFT OF FUZZ. BLACK OUT EFFECTORS KRAMPUS LOOKING FUCK. SHIIIIIIIET.

[Andrew]

Lookit these Aussie goodies! Thanks Andrew, love this stuff! The cufflinks are super cool, never seen anything like 'em.. every time I wear a suit I'll have those cufflinks on, life-time gift there, nicely done buddy! And Fallout Boy! My first video game bobble for the first game that got me into YouTube Let's Plays, nice touch.

Thanks for the note too, Tanya and I really appreciate it. Merry Christmas Mate!

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Jeremy, it was awesome to be your ILFSS and I hope you enjoy the goodies buddy!

Hope everybody is having a nice holiday full of love and rest and over-eating!

Glad you liked it, hope the Chocolate wasn't too melty.