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I gave up on having pretty nails a long time ago.
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I was thinking I'd have to start a Ramones cover band and the uniform would be princess dresses.McSpunckle wrote:Power chords with with the index finger and pinky.
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Maybe unrelated, but when my wife was pregnant, any time I hit a low B on my bass, she said she could feel the baby and her womb vibrating and it was really unpleasant. Had to transpose a few riffs for a while.
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Have you checked if your child still has the same resonant frequency? What if we're all born with one and it doesn't change? How wild would that be? Maybe that's why kids grow so weird... to maintain that resonant frequency.neonblack wrote:Maybe unrelated, but when my wife was pregnant, any time I hit a low B on my bass, she said she could feel the baby and her womb vibrating and it was really unpleasant. Had to transpose a few riffs for a while.
GO DO SCIENCE.
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Lol. Vibrating babies.
I bite my nails except for the ring and index of each hand. Have to remember to cut those left hand ones, because I let them get way to long and it looks weird with two long nails and the rest bitten to self-mutalation levels. Also, I pick up guitar and fret like shit, time to cut.
Glad I don't have to try to be both pretty and creative. I mean, it's easy when it's not an option, lol.
I bite my nails except for the ring and index of each hand. Have to remember to cut those left hand ones, because I let them get way to long and it looks weird with two long nails and the rest bitten to self-mutalation levels. Also, I pick up guitar and fret like shit, time to cut.
Glad I don't have to try to be both pretty and creative. I mean, it's easy when it's not an option, lol.
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Since when has it been required to stay on topic here? And now you must report back on the Thiele-Small parameters of your progeny. In fact, everyone on the board has a duty to do so. For science.McSpunckle wrote:Have you checked if your child still has the same resonant frequency?neonblack wrote:Maybe unrelated.
GO DO SCIENCE.
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This is a rad idea.Gone Fission wrote:Since when has it been required to stay on topic here? And now you must report back on the Thiele-Small parameters of your progeny. In fact, everyone on the board has a duty to do so. For science.McSpunckle wrote: GO DO SCIENCE.
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Vibrating babies. Nails. Zithers.
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Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
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Shit, I now know why write mostly in A and E.sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
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There was this Kevin Shields interview bit in a recent music doc I saw excerpted on YT, I think BBC History of the Riff or some such, where he was talking about the band's first venture into the You Made Me Realise breakdown, where they were playing about half an hour of sound, I think he said like 117 Hz, and just grinning and giggling afterwards because it was like a drug. That's just a bit sharp of A.WayToHip wrote:Shit, I now know why write mostly in A and E.sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
Thanks Science!
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes
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I got the MBV LP awhile back and have been listening to the CD in the car lately... It's great to blast it at 2:30 am in the bar parking lot...Gone Fission wrote:Kevin Shields
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I read that too quick the first time and thought you had a turntable in the car. That would be really hardcore.sonidero wrote:I got the MBV LP awhile back and have been listening to the CD in the car lately... It's great to blast it at 2:30 am in the bar parking lot...Gone Fission wrote:Kevin Shields
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes
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Wikipedia on atomic vibration:sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
(edited because superscript didn't work)The typical order of the atomic vibrations frequencies is 100 000 000 000 000 Hz
Which got me thinking about that stuff about tuning A to 432 Hz, which in the real world is completely unrelated to atomic vibration, but according to the definition below is probably very, very relevant.
First best website about A432:
Same website about a possible explanation for why we tune A to 440 Hzshitty website wrote: It is said that 432 Hz vibrates with the universe’s golden mean PHI and unifies the properties of light, time, space, matter, gravity and magnetism with biology, the DNA code and consciousness.
= A440 is better for doom. As certified by rumoured Nazi research.shitty website wrote: the nazi regime has been in favor of adopting this pitch as standard after conducting scientific researches to determine which range of frequencies best induce fear and aggression.
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