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Maybe unrelated, but when my wife was pregnant, any time I hit a low B on my bass, she said she could feel the baby and her womb vibrating and it was really unpleasant. Had to transpose a few riffs for a while.
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neonblack wrote:Maybe unrelated, but when my wife was pregnant, any time I hit a low B on my bass, she said she could feel the baby and her womb vibrating and it was really unpleasant. Had to transpose a few riffs for a while.
Have you checked if your child still has the same resonant frequency? What if we're all born with one and it doesn't change? How wild would that be? Maybe that's why kids grow so weird... to maintain that resonant frequency.

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Lol. Vibrating babies.

I bite my nails except for the ring and index of each hand. Have to remember to cut those left hand ones, because I let them get way to long and it looks weird with two long nails and the rest bitten to self-mutalation levels. Also, I pick up guitar and fret like shit, time to cut.

Glad I don't have to try to be both pretty and creative. I mean, it's easy when it's not an option, lol.
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McSpunckle wrote:
neonblack wrote:Maybe unrelated.
Have you checked if your child still has the same resonant frequency?
GO DO SCIENCE.
Since when has it been required to stay on topic here? And now you must report back on the Thiele-Small parameters of your progeny. In fact, everyone on the board has a duty to do so. For science.
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Gone Fission wrote:
McSpunckle wrote: GO DO SCIENCE.
Since when has it been required to stay on topic here? And now you must report back on the Thiele-Small parameters of your progeny. In fact, everyone on the board has a duty to do so. For science.
This is a rad idea.
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Vibrating babies. Nails. Zithers.

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Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
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sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
Shit, I now know why write mostly in A and E.
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WayToHip wrote:
sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
Shit, I now know why write mostly in A and E.
Thanks Science!
There was this Kevin Shields interview bit in a recent music doc I saw excerpted on YT, I think BBC History of the Riff or some such, where he was talking about the band's first venture into the You Made Me Realise breakdown, where they were playing about half an hour of sound, I think he said like 117 Hz, and just grinning and giggling afterwards because it was like a drug. That's just a bit sharp of A.
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Gone Fission wrote:Kevin Shields
I got the MBV LP awhile back and have been listening to the CD in the car lately... It's great to blast it at 2:30 am in the bar parking lot...
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sonidero wrote:
Gone Fission wrote:Kevin Shields
I got the MBV LP awhile back and have been listening to the CD in the car lately... It's great to blast it at 2:30 am in the bar parking lot...
I read that too quick the first time and thought you had a turntable in the car. That would be really hardcore.
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sonidero wrote:Scientists recently found out that Atoms vibrate in A... That's why Drop A Doom and Droning in A is the Best...
Wikipedia on atomic vibration:
The typical order of the atomic vibrations frequencies is 100 000 000 000 000 Hz
(edited because superscript didn't work)

Which got me thinking about that stuff about tuning A to 432 Hz, which in the real world is completely unrelated to atomic vibration, but according to the definition below is probably very, very relevant.

First best website about A432:
shitty website wrote: It is said that 432 Hz vibrates with the universe’s golden mean PHI and unifies the properties of light, time, space, matter, gravity and magnetism with biology, the DNA code and consciousness.
Same website about a possible explanation for why we tune A to 440 Hz
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= A440 is better for doom. As certified by rumoured Nazi research. :thumb:
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