How long is thy dong? 2026 yo momma

[coldbrightsunlight]

Well, this certainly is a thread.

It certainly is.

[basti moon]

More like, how deep is your butt? Where's that poll? Hmmmm?!

...Sha-la how deep is your butt I really need to know..

I'm the only one who heard that?

[Bassus Sanguinis]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnWn6Wewuug[/youtube]


....because Bwana Dick

[behndy]

dicks are so weird. we put way too much worry and value into something that we can't really change.

like, if you're a fatty? work out a bunch, eat better. got weird bewbz? save up some money and get a tit job. just have an oddly busted up face naturally? get some work done. small or thin or ninety degree bent cock? TOO BAD FOR YOUUUUUUUU.

and that's just if it freaks you out. sometimes that shit adds CHARACTER SON.

my favorite Cock Justification Stories -

a latin guitarist sorta bud of mines one time - "yeah. my shit's not that long. but it is WIDE. 's like a crushed BEER CAN."

Messican Dooder that worked at a restaurant with my little brother would always walk up to him with his fist balled, just his pinky sticking out and say -

"yeah meng. you a big white boy. maybe you got a big dick. that's okay. "

*poke him in the shoulder with extended pinkie*

"mine maybe small..."

*poke. poke poke.*

"... but it's HARD. it's always HARD."

*poke poke POKE POKE-"

"OH GAWD STOP JAMMING YOUR PSEUDO-DICK INTO MY ARM."

[Ancient Astronaught]

Which way to do I vote for between 7 and 8?!?! I don't want to sound cocky, but I don't want to under-rate myself either.

[behndy]

hah. COCKY. i see what you did there.

[Ancient Astronaught]

hah. COCKY. i see what you did there.

hahaha at least SOMEONE noticed.

[Gone Fission]

No separate polling for shower vs. grower or for girth?

[behndy]

hah. COCKY. i see what you did there.

hahaha at least SOMEONE noticed.

you've got a teddy bear shoving a Smoking Hot Bigger Than He Is Phallic Symbol into his face over and over as he handie-motions it staring at me.

HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE.

and yesh. i am way more a grower than a show'er.

[Ancient Astronaught]

hah. COCKY. i see what you did there.

hahaha at least SOMEONE noticed.

you've got a teddy bear shoving a Smoking Hot Bigger Than He Is Phallic Symbol into his face over and over as he handie-motions it staring at me.

HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE.

and yesh. i am way more a grower than a show'er.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and as am I.... I needz a loose some wait.

[the_carl]

dicks are so weird. we put way too much worry and value into something that we can't really change.

Historical perceptions are also interesting. Back in the day the Romans were all about tiny penises and wrote poems making fun of people who were too big. Martial VI.36, for example:

Your penis and your nose are so large, Papylus,
that you can smell it whenever you have an erection.

I'm not sure if that still counts as an insult overall today.

[Jwar]

Imagine how long our dicks would be if we put them all together! Or if we just stood in a circle (a jerk circle of sorts) and kind of...I dunno...sword fought or something.

[rustywire]

[Gone Fission]

Imagine how long our dicks would be if we put them all together! Or if we just stood in a circle (a jerk circle of sorts) and kind of...I dunno...sword fought or something.

Reminds me of this vid at about 1:00:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zeaYFQMJM[/youtube]

[THEBEERHAMMER]

I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.