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How long is thy dong? 2026 yo momma
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How long is thy dong? 2026 yo momma
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Only thing bigger than ma Dong is ma 6ft. Bong... 
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Maybe this should've been an anonymous poll...
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Poll added!
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htsamurai wrote:..
More like ............................................................................. amirite?
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but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????
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stiff, or floppy?
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Yeah what about 9.5, a.k.a "The Ladies Choice"???Greenfuz wrote:but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????
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OK OK! Geez. You guys are picky about your dicky. Added the inches shit. If you're over three but under 5...you still small. So just pick 3 and deal with it.
Stiff or floppy. Your choice baby.
Stiff or floppy. Your choice baby.
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I knew a guy who was 12+. He nicknamed it "The Kaiser," and if you got him drunk enough, he'd whip it out and plunk it on the table.
Had another friend who was of average length, but if you got him drunk enough, he'd pull it to ridiculous lengths. Like, practically touch-his-own-forehead lengths. He called that game "Unknown Limits."
Had another friend who was of average length, but if you got him drunk enough, he'd pull it to ridiculous lengths. Like, practically touch-his-own-forehead lengths. He called that game "Unknown Limits."
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As I get older I find that it is proportionally linked with your personality and the way you act... Whether you are on one side of the scale or the other you WILL compensate...
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I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.