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So god...who made us in his image....made a mistake and put a little protective hat on our dicks right? So instead of changing it...which i would assume he can do becasue he created the universe....he told his servants to start just hacking it off babies when they are born....and then....then after they cut it off....they have to suck the babies bleeding sliced up dick. Because the devil or whatever can get in through the wound. They have to suck it. With their mouths.
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Oh god.
I'm all for religious freedom, but that's just messed up.
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God of Abraham > baby cock suckling.
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Yeah, traditionally they would cauterize the wound they just made by sucking it.

Fucking messed up. It's a completely outdated method, and circumcision is kind of fucked up all around, speaking as a cut dood. :\
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IEatCats wrote:Yeah, traditionally they would cauterize the wound they just made by sucking it.

Fucking messed up. It's a completely outdated method, and circumcision is kind of fucked up all around, speaking as a cut dood. :\


As another someone who's cut, I've never given a shit.

But that story is ALL kinds of fucked up.
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PROBABLY DON'T CUT OFF ANY PARTS OF KIDS' GENITALS, YOU GUYS.
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Post by ryan summit »

i heard about this when i was younger
always afraid to bring it up
for fear of sounding anti semetic
but i think its time
that priests, rabbis, gurus, ragis(?)
any men of the cloth
enough with the sucking of boys penises
its not cool anymore
if any god up there thinks its cool
he should be fired
and put in the retired gods home
with the rest of the whacko gods we used to pray to
enough already
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aen wrote:PROBABLY DON'T CUT OFF ANY PARTS OF KIDS' GENITALS, YOU GUYS.
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I think this is a religious thread everyone can agree on.
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Tom Dalton wrote:I think this is a religious thread everyone can agree on.

meh, I still feel the need to play Devil's advocate from a strictly legal perspective.

Religious freedoms allow for certain exceptions to the law under the first amendment. It's more of a case by case basis. It seems that the parents aren't going to press charges, so from a legal perspective this will not be resolved.

Personally, I think dats just nasty.
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IEatCats wrote:Yeah, traditionally they would cauterize the wound they just made by sucking it.

Fucking messed up. It's a completely outdated method, and circumcision is kind of fucked up all around, speaking as a cut dood. :\


Speaking as an uncut dude I agree. Fucked up all around.
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Cut just looks cooler...
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Please, let's not get into this again, I implore you all. It never turns out well. I like you guys, and I want to continue liking all you guys. These sorts of discussions just bring up obscene amounts of animosity that I don't like dealing with.
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I'm a reform Jew, and we don't do this, and I can't really say anything on behalf of the orthodox Jews in my area but at some point enough is enough. Some of the ways things were done in teh past, should be left in the past.
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