mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today

[snipelfritz]

as an aside, joggers nipple sucks...one of the benefits of having started smoking is that I can no longer run further than from my couch to my fridge

That kind of shit is just sad. And I'm talking about running so far that your nipples bleed and keep running. That's just pathetic. At that point, I think your life has hit rock bottom.

I mean if you like shredding your nipples, that's pretty cool. But you don't need to run a marathon to do it.

I will never comprehend runners.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

as an aside, joggers nipple sucks...one of the benefits of having started smoking is that I can no longer run further than from my couch to my fridge

That kind of shit is just sad. And I'm talking about running so far that your nipples bleed and keep running. That's just pathetic. At that point, I think your life has hit rock bottom.

I mean if you like shredding your nipples, that's pretty cool. But you don't need to run a marathon to do it.

I will never comprehend runners.

true

[Officer Bukowski]

Jogger's nipple. Hahahaha

[WayToHip]

What would you prove after bleeding like that?
You're kinky?

[tuffteef]

One time I waxed my nipples.

It hurt like a motherfucker, but the itch that came later... OMG. Worst thing I've ever felt, I think.

know that feel it was hilarious