mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

[Chankgeez]

ma'am...my left nipple itches like a bastard today

fix'd

[Big Mon]

Dr. Sherm, I have a left "headlight" that's permanently "on" because I was an idiot at 16. I let a grrrl I was dating at the time pierce it with a stud from Claire's and an ice cube. So to a degree, I can relate.


An aside: Due to its perpetual state of erectness, it can sometimes become irritated when I wear a Graphic Tee that's fairly new.

[unownunown]

you should moisturize. itchy skin is usually dry skin and that means you need some lotion up on yo chest.

[Jeff-7]

I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I've had that for a few months, so lame. Stupid terrible skin.

[unownunown]

I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.

not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.

[skullservant]

I've had that happen before too. I have eczema so scratching is nothing new to me, but man, nipple itches are the worst

[kbit]

An aside: Due to its perpetual state of erectness, it can sometimes become irritated when I wear a Graphic Tee that's fairly new.

Dude. This is literally one of the worst feelings ever. It burns so bad.

[Big Mon]

It was the worst when I got my Darkthrone shirt.

[Jeff-7]

I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.

not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.

Trufax

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.

not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.

Trufax

moisturized as soon as i got home...now i have 2 happy nips!!

[McSpunckle]

One time I waxed my nipples.

It hurt like a motherfucker, but the itch that came later... OMG. Worst thing I've ever felt, I think.

[dubkitty]

it must have been those cookie puss crumbs...

[excane]

One time I had to fix the seal around my AC in the living room. I was covered in disgusting sealant that dries almost on contact.

I thought I had enough rags and towels but alas, did not. I quickly took off my t-shirt that I use for work around the house, and tried to catch the disgusting blob of shit before it oozed down the wall onto the carpet.
Doorbell rings.... I run to the door, throw my shirt back on, and moments later realize my entire chest is covered and basically glued to my shirt.

When my asshole neighbor left, that was the day I became a man...... Bit down on a screwdriver and pulled that fuckin shit as hard as I could.

The pain and itch that followed........I was crying for almost a week