all she can say is "what I can't hear you, is anyone there? i'm hanging up now."
I call my cell phone, everything is working fine.
call back 2:22
"hello???? any one there? speak up..." hangs up
I call my cell phone again, yup working fine. (wtf?)
call back 2:25
"hello hello" (i'm clearly speaking to her and she's just not hearing me, replying "if you're just going to call and say nothing stop calling"
call right back 2:26 from my cell phone
"sorry sir we don't take orders from cell phones" "but mam, i've been trying to call you and you can't hear me on my house phone, and it's clearly working because i checked it with my cell phone, anyhow i'd really like to order a pizza" "then call back on your home phone sir"
call back AGAIN from the home phone.
some other lady picks up the phone
"hello sir, it's now too late to order food" hangs up.
I call back AGAIN. 2:29, original lady answers.
"hello" "Hello mam, i've been trying to order from you for the last 10 mins and I don't understand why you haven't been able to hear me, we JUST spoke on my cell phone. I'm glad you can hear me now. my number is ***-***-***** and if you check your system you'll see that I order food from you often, I'd really like to order some food before it's too late, i don't understand why you weren't able to hear me before" "the other lady just told you it's too late to order, why are you still calling? you have to stop prank calling us" "lady, i just want to order food, is 2:20 just too late for you to take an order? i'm just up late at night and typically always .... bla bla bla bla
FUCK YOU lady.
i want to throw a rock at your fucking face and spit in it.
i want to get you fired for being a piece of shit
you know you're the only place that does delivery at this hour and you're food might be delicious but it really is overpriced, i should do better then ordering it anyways.
FUCK YOU and FUCK your establishment.
I hope you get run over by a truck on your way home tonight.
maybe someone will throw a golf ball at your fat gut as you're leaving work and you'll think it came from me and you'll block my orders from your restaurant. either way, you deserve the worst.

/rant



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