Fuzzy Picklez wrote:McSpunckle wrote:The4455 wrote:I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?
That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?
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Daria dude, you can't post anymore. You're at the right number of posts. Now no more.
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I'll drink a latte if I can't get a good cup of black. Gotta get caffeine from somewhere and energy drinks are orders of magnitude worse than even the girliest of "coffee"s.
Also, coffee+vodka is acceptable. Possibly even with bailey's, which is the one time it's (dubiously) acceptable for someone with a penis to enjoy bailey's.
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I'll drink a latte if I can't get a good cup of black. Gotta get caffeine from somewhere and energy drinks are orders of magnitude worse than even the girliest of "coffee"s.
Also, coffee+vodka is acceptable. Possibly even with bailey's, which is the one time it's (dubiously) acceptable for someone with a penis to enjoy bailey's.
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If there was something other than coffee, and I mean PURE coffee in my mug- I'd probably not survive the day. Pure coffee is the good shit of life!
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I lol'd so hard while I was reading that. Also, I fucking love coffee. No cream or sugar, you weenie.
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Black coffee made with freshly ground beans in a French press.
Today I dipped my bacon in my coffee. My family was appalled. I was all, "Wha?"
Today I dipped my bacon in my coffee. My family was appalled. I was all, "Wha?"
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blegh. black coffee tastes like dick that has a near terminal sunburn on it.
cream delicious. sugar makes my drawahs wet.
cream delicious. sugar makes my drawahs wet.
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behndy wrote:blegh. black coffee tastes like dick that has a near terminal sunburn on it.
cream delicious. sugar makes my drawahs wet.
if dick tastes like coffee, why the fuck am i straight?
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'cause you're afraid of the cream.
EMBRACE THE CREAM.
just get your newfound Cafe Spigot to cut processed sugars and asparagus out of his diet.
EMBRACE THE CREAM.
just get your newfound Cafe Spigot to cut processed sugars and asparagus out of his diet.
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I like just a touch of milk to cut the acidity.
Dude, gas station coffee is terrible...... are you okay?
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Dude, gas station coffee is terrible...... are you okay?
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you can take the edge of with a pinch of salt, that will help the coffee too. brings out more of the earthy flavors.
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Ilikewater wrote:you can take the edge of with a pinch of salt, that will help the coffee too. brings out more of the earthy flavors.
try butter.
its not that bad.
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salted or unsalted?
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Fuzzy Fred wrote:If dick tastes like coffee, why the fuck am I straight?
behndy wrote:'cause you're afraid of the cream.
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I just like my espresso straight, no sugar or milk thanks. I don't like things that don't taste the way that they're supposed to.