this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. off.

[dubkitty]

1. WTF is ASDA?
2. Maddox wants his writing style back.

ASDA = UK supermarket/super-store chain. Owned/controlled by and somewhat equivalent to Wal-Mart in the US.

[Ilikewater]

I pour instant coffee into my black coffee. It is wonderful. Gas station coffee is some of the best black I've tasted. Hipster coffee shops usually fuck it up.

[warwick.hoy]

"Step Six: Now add some hot chocolate you the mix"

Apparently not only was the writer's dick blown off,...but his ability to proofread was smashed as well.

Also;

I prefer sugar and half and half in my coffee. Wanna fight about it.

[dubkitty]

if i drink too much black coffee i'll shit all over you. nobody wants that.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

yeah, gettin' that vibe.
hate to be a party pooper, but milk and sugar? really?
if you're gonna drink vodka, you don't fuck around with orange juice or shit, you drink fucking vodka. if you're going to drink coffee, don't fuck around, drink your fucking coffee. if you can't handle it, you don't deserve it in the first place.

Yeah, this was my sentiment, too. Whether it's coffee or metal, I sure enjoy it best BLACK NO MILK NO SUGAR! If You really want, You can add VODKA instead.

[Mudfuzz]

yeah, gettin' that vibe.
hate to be a party pooper, but milk and sugar? really?
if you're gonna drink vodka, you don't fuck around with orange juice or shit, you drink fucking vodka. if you're going to drink coffee, don't fuck around, drink your fucking coffee. if you can't handle it, you don't deserve it in the first place.

Yeah, this was my sentiment, too. Whether it's coffee or metal, I sure enjoy it best BLACK NO MILK NO SUGAR! If You really want, You can add VODKA instead.

fuck that shit I like sugar!
But by all means keep to your guy's many men's ways...

[Bassus Sanguinis]

I'm totally okay with sugar. Actually, I prefer sugar over any other imaginable sweetener. I LOVE SUGAR when it's used in where it belongs to. Just not in my coffee.

Unless, of course, there's enough vodka for me to pass the sugar part without noticing.

[Mudfuzz]

[Fuzzy Fred]

Yep, get it from somewhere who knows how to make the shit, or do it yourself.

Thats the only acceptable black coffee.

Also, I drink bitch drinks, like lattes. Yeah, fuck you.
Hipster Pride.

word.

drink coffee black
lattes with enough shit to give you instant diabeetus.

hipster pride bro, hipster pride

[Fuzzy Fred]

Look. Here's a recipe to blow your dick off.

1) Pour a cup of black coffee.
2) Look at the cup of coffee.
3) Drink coffee.
4) Shoot a nailgun at your cock.

it was awkward because i'm at a coffeeshop working on a group project. when i took out the nail gun everyone else was like then i shot off my dick and they were like

[The4455]

I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?

[McSpunckle]

I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?

That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?

That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?

OOOOOOOOHHHHH BURRRRRRNNNNNNN

[Mudfuzz]

I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?

That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7013wysZQfo[/youtube]

Two spoons and coco you brawny fuckers

[theavondon]

I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?

That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?

OOOOOOOOHHHHH BURRRRRRNNNNNNN