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[coldbrightsunlight]

You know it, I hate dem chickinz!

Dresses up pigs in people clothes and makes them do plays. I hear their hamlet was pretty good.

[Bassboar]

That was one wild cast party!!!

Still thinks that Tubescreamers are the best overdrives around.

[magiclawnchair]

they sure are better than the fuck od. ss/bs or just plain old bs?!?

only watches midget porn...

[MEC]

Kids are illegal

Reacharounded his way to the top.

[Fuzzy Fred]

hey, trump offered me a job.

only dates girls who are over 350 lbs

[Big Mon]

Much like MoPeds,they're fun to ride,rpovided that yr friends don't see you.
Is a TGP Spy

[Fuzzy Fred]

gotta gets me dem damble toanz

has had sex with a grapefruit. many times.

[snipelfritz]

That citrus sting is the only thing that gets me off anymore. I just wish they were bigger so I could fit the whole thing in.

...eats the grapefruits when I'm done.

[Joe Gress]

Explains the the salty taste

Was born with goat cancer

[Fuzzy Fred]

they had to remove the goat part of me.

videotapes himself shitting and jerks off to it later

[theactionindex]

Hey, if you look hot when you poop, you look hot when you poop.

Uses his incredible amount of excess foreskin as an umbrella in inclement weather and/or a parachute to escape from dangerous situations at high altitudes.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Hey, if you look hot when you poop, you look hot when you poop.

Uses his incredible amount of excess foreskin as an umbrella in inclement weather and/or a parachute to escape from dangerous situations at high altitudes.

JUST BECAUSE I CAN, besides, offering shelter from the rain makes me a gent and that's a timeless way to make an impression on the ladies.

Doesn't believe in NASA Landing on the Moon BUT is prepared to give bullet proof evidence of the Nazi Moonbase, supposedly hidden in a secret cavity of his pedalboard. Considered armed and dangerous.

[culturejam]

^^ Everybody knows Himmler had a time machine and became fascinated with Moonraker. That's just common sense, jall.



VV
Once went on a rampage of unauthorized Cleveland Steamer attacks...on the elderly.

[Caesar]

Hey! The elderly need perverse sexual gratification as much as the next guy.

Eats Taco Bell when sober.

[grindonomicon]

Those sharp little pincers distract me from depression and misery for those glorious 30 minutes of soaking. And then I can boil up a snack that's tasty with hot sauce.

Likes to watch himself eating breakfast naked. Which would seem normal if he was using a bowl for the hot oatmeal and milk.