Say something about the person that posts AFTER you!

[Joe Gress]

yesh, i most definitely fucking am.

Likes hookers on sunday

[coldbrightsunlight]

I like hookers EVERY day.

Invented fire and bubble wrap.

[Bassboar]

That was supposed to be a secret.

Can't pronounce synonym or cinammon without get them mixed up.

[Joe Gress]

while drunk i can say everything the right way. sober? hell no...

wanted a puppy for christmas but got a kitten instead.

[soldersqueeze]

...so I dressed the kitten up as a puppy. All was well until it spotted its own reflection and ran away. It never did come back...

Has been flying commercial airliners unlicensed for 3 years.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I'm usually drunk too!



Has the strangest craving for fresh fruit.

[Caesar]

I just won't tell you where I stick 'em.

Steps on kittens for sexual gratification...

[Wotan]

That would be me. I cum every time I hear feline spinal cord cracking.
Lives in his mom's basement,goes to sleep at night with "Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan on repeat play

[snipelfritz]

Actually yeah. That's not too far off at all. (I'm now listening to that song since you mentioned it)

Is a sweet thing from Boston, so young and willing.

[Joe Gress]

They call me the wild rover...


Has a nobel peace prize for genocide

[Caesar]

Feasts on afterbirth

[Fuzzy Fred]

throw some buffalo sauce on that jawn!

masturbates in class

[Big Mon]

hey hey!
makes an omelet in front of a mother hen while giving her the finger

[coldbrightsunlight]

You know it, I hate dem chickinz!

Dresses up pigs in people clothes and makes them do plays. I hear their hamlet was pretty good.

[Bassboar]

That was one wild cast party!!!

Still thinks that Tubescreamers are the best overdrives around.