snipelfritz wrote:1. That lid is fascinating.
2. Who puts cream of any sort in their coffee? drink it black or grow a pussy. I used to work at a gas station and people would get so confused that we didn't have little cups of creamer and rather a large refrigerated machine that said COFFEEMATE on it. Then you have people who come in and say *angry hick voice*"grr, I jus' want me a cuppa' plain black coffee." Since I agree with them on principle, I say, "try the house blend........the red one." When the fact that it's house blend implies that it varies from coffee proprietor to coffee proprietor and there is really no such thing as "regular" coffee.
3. All this coffee talk(like butta') makes me jones for a cup of joe and the fact that I'm unoccupied until 2:30 means I have three hours of relaxed french press operating/drum banging time on my hands. Until later, adieu ILF.
yeah, I lived in Illinois and anytime I went to Caribou (which is awesome coffee) and told them I wanted it black with no room for cream or sugar, everyone would look at me like I told them I just had a bukkake fest dressed up as adolf hitler
"wait, so you don't want cream?"
no
"so you want to add your own cream? I'll leave room for that" (read, lemme fill your cup up halfway and charge you full price)
no, i drink coffee black so if you could fill it up all the way, that would be great
"are you sure? because if you want to add cream or sugar, you're not going to have enough room to put much in without spilling"
yes, can i just have my coffee?
"ok, but don't blame me if you can't put cream in it"
I DON'T WANT FUCKING CREAM
So this turned into another devi thread...