Hypothetical question
Moderator: Ghost Hip
- Mudfuzz
- HERO

- Posts: 16705
- Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:06 pm
- Location: The gloomy lands of the northwest
- futuresailors
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 8075
- Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:31 pm
Re: Hypothetical question
At first I thought pedlul. Then I thought pr0n. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a fleshlight?
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:fuck you.ifeellikeatourist wrote: Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
- Big Mon
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 7920
- Joined: Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:07 am
- Location: SE US
Re: Hypothetical question
[quote="dubkitty i'd buy opiates if i could find them.[/quote]


- behndy
- Supporter

- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: Hypothetical question
Achtane wrote:hbombgraphics wrote:there is no gift you could give that made nightly sex a sure thing (maybe a nanny(for the kid watching not the sex))
YEAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....oh.
HAH! i lol'rd all over the coaster!
i........ would buy a pedal..... and fuck...... on the couch?
i'm lying. i have the least comfortable Sexin Couch on the planet. well, maybe not the PLANET, but it's fucking horrible for someone 6'4"-ish to get at somebody 5'3"-ish.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

- Fuzzy Fred
- IAMILF

- Posts: 2028
- Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:04 am
Re: Hypothetical question
where's the hookers and blow option? That's what I'd do 

So this turned into another devi thread...
- The4455
- IAMILF

- Posts: 2441
- Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:54 pm
- Location: Chicago, Ill
Re: Hypothetical question
tuffteef wrote:you buy a piece of everything
little of this little of that
Me?
"The future is the past not yet written!"
- theavondon
- Supporter

- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
- Fuzzy Picklez
- IAMILF

- Posts: 2196
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:49 am
- Location: Onterrible
Re: Hypothetical question
I really need a bed right now.
I'd probably put the money towards one of those things.
I'd probably put the money towards one of those things.
hbombgraphics wrote:paypal gift awakens a beast from underneath the earth that eats puppies
- Joe Gress
- IAMILF

- Posts: 2770
- Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:40 pm
- Location: Pueblo Colorado
Re: Hypothetical question
I like sex, so the GF gets it. Thankfully she's a nerd so something electronic always works. A nook got me a couple of hot nights.
awesome signature with witty quotes from all you fuckers 
- dubkitty
- Supporter

- Posts: 14817
- Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:03 pm
- Location: somewhere between Never-Never Land and Wonderland, in a place called Never Wonder Land
Re: Hypothetical question
obvious nook->nookie joke included by reference.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
- McSpunckle
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 3848
- Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:20 am
- Location: Nashville, TN
Re: Hypothetical question
I'd stock up on liquor and wine. 

- Caesar
- Supporter

- Posts: 2360
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:15 pm
- Location: Maryland
Re: Hypothetical question
Fuzz
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, God said, "Let there be Lips!" And there were, and they were good, and the lips said...
http://soundcloud.com/gaiusrex
http://soundcloud.com/gaiusrex
-
jarder
- committed

- Posts: 136
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:21 pm
Re: Hypothetical question
Save for emergency. Every time a company ninjas out some new pedal I am always strapped for cash. Emergency fuzz fund.
Blackout Effectors Twosome
EQD Sound Shank, White Light, Tone Reaper
Devi Bit
Skreddy Lunar Module, Echo, Paradigm Shift
Dr. Scientist Chosmichorus, The Elements
Catalinbread Semaphore
T1M The Pearl
EQD Sound Shank, White Light, Tone Reaper
Devi Bit
Skreddy Lunar Module, Echo, Paradigm Shift
Dr. Scientist Chosmichorus, The Elements
Catalinbread Semaphore
T1M The Pearl
- Caesar
- Supporter

- Posts: 2360
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:15 pm
- Location: Maryland
Re: Hypothetical question
McSpunckle wrote:I'd stock up on liquor and wine.
That falls under the "food and other necessities" category for me.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, God said, "Let there be Lips!" And there were, and they were good, and the lips said...
http://soundcloud.com/gaiusrex
http://soundcloud.com/gaiusrex
- dubkitty
- Supporter

- Posts: 14817
- Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:03 pm
- Location: somewhere between Never-Never Land and Wonderland, in a place called Never Wonder Land
Re: Hypothetical question
alcohol has calories; ergo, alcohol is food.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14