Hypothetical question

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extra money

1. You save it in case of an emergency
5
13%
2. You buy your girlfriend/wife/partner some thing sexy you know will get you laid every night for at least month.
5
13%
3. Buy another stupid fuzz pedal and sleep on the couch for 2 months.
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37%
4. Other
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24%
5. Check here if you don’t know what dollars are.
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6. What’s a girl or girl friend?
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13%
 
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other.
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At first I thought pedlul. Then I thought pr0n. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a fleshlight?
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[quote="dubkitty i'd buy opiates if i could find them.[/quote]
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Achtane wrote:
hbombgraphics wrote:there is no gift you could give that made nightly sex a sure thing (maybe a nanny :idk: (for the kid watching not the sex))


YEAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....oh.


HAH! i lol'rd all over the coaster!

i........ would buy a pedal..... and fuck...... on the couch?

i'm lying. i have the least comfortable Sexin Couch on the planet. well, maybe not the PLANET, but it's fucking horrible for someone 6'4"-ish to get at somebody 5'3"-ish.
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where's the hookers and blow option? That's what I'd do :idk:
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tuffteef wrote:you buy a piece of everything
little of this little of that


Me?
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Girl, bro.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
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I really need a bed right now.
I'd probably put the money towards one of those things.
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I like sex, so the GF gets it. Thankfully she's a nerd so something electronic always works. A nook got me a couple of hot nights.
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obvious nook->nookie joke included by reference.
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I'd stock up on liquor and wine. :!!!:
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Fuzz
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Save for emergency. Every time a company ninjas out some new pedal I am always strapped for cash. Emergency fuzz fund.
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McSpunckle wrote:I'd stock up on liquor and wine. :!!!:


That falls under the "food and other necessities" category for me.
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alcohol has calories; ergo, alcohol is food.
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