Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:27 am

I wish my parents were cool with me smoking pot all the time.

Bassus Sanguinis · Post by **Bassus Sanguinis** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:50 am

the only proof of what you are is in the way you hear the truth

Dandolin · Post by **Dandolin** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:55 am

Adoom wrote:NASA just say "please stop calling us Adam... No, the moon is not made of cheese... We don't know... we don't know that either... Four? It's probably four. I can't send you proof. Stop screaming. No, we cannot find your dog."

Esp. "Four? It's probably four."

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:56 am

Caesar wrote:Kellanium posts without thinking.

It's funny cause it's true!

WayToHip · Post by **WayToHip** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:02 am

"Oh this plate is HOT!"

Said by a server today about the plate that was under the heat lamps for 5 minutes while she peed. She looked to me for justification about the statement, I just drank my coke from a squeeze bottle.
End of story.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:31 am

A guy that cut off half his nose with a chainsaw leaned over to smell a flower. He said,"you know,this doesn't smell half bad." :picard:

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:00 pm

i'm drunk

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:13 pm

I'm high

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:10 pm

I'm bored and neither drunk nor high

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:52 am

blooghost wrote:I'm high

I'm always high, and not just in the colloquial sense. Drugs rule my life.

Teej212 · Post by **Teej212** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:39 pm

boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:15 pm

BOYYYYYYS
DOOOOON'T
CRYYYYY

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:24 pm

...until life hits them hard enough.

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:02 pm

this thread isn't as cool as i thought it would be

hbombgraphics · Post by **hbombgraphics** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:50 pm

Teej212 wrote:boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

Kindergarten Cop?

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