Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:07 pm

Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<

Your turn!

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:23 pm

fuzz is pretty cool.

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:13 pm

If it's brown; flush it down

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:18 pm

Kellanium wrote:Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<

Your turn!

Vs are the easiest guitar to play sitting down. What are you doing? :?:

Just rest the inside of the V against your thigh, seriously, its the easiest thing. If I were to ever play jazz in a jazz band, I'd get a V for that reason alone :idk:

I just read that, and I sound like a dick, but I'm not trying to be :hug:

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:19 pm

warwick.hoy wrote:If it's brown; flush it down

funny story about that, apparently that isn't always the case, because at work i've had to pick up shit all the time. i work in a thrift store, and so far we've had people poop in the sink, in the garbage can, and, most horrifyingly, all over the shoes isle and into the men's room.

I'm serious.

Dandolin · Post by **Dandolin** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:26 pm

Fuzzy Fred wrote:
Kellanium wrote:Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<

Your turn!

Vs are the easiest guitar to play sitting down. What are you doing?

Just rest the inside of the V against your thigh, seriously, its the easiest thing. If I were to ever play jazz in a jazz band, I'd get a V for that reason alone

I just read that, and I sound like a dick, but I'm not trying to be

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:47 pm

if you're too fucked up, don't drive.

don't try to carry drugs through an airport. there's lots of cops there, and they search everybody.

never punch a cop. for that matter, always be nice to people with large-caliber weapons who are legally allowed to use them.

if you feel like you're going crazy, consult a mental health professional.

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:11 pm

Bankers and those involved in the financial markets are probably dickheads

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:33 pm

cats like getting scratched beneath the chin, but dogs don't.

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:05 pm

all the bitches love me

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:19 pm

Gearmond wrote:all the bitches love me

And no one fucks with his Dougie.

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:50 pm

Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Tigerbass · Post by **Tigerbass** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:38 pm

Kellanium wrote:Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Holy shit that made me :lol:

!!!

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:43 pm

Tigerbass wrote:
Kellanium wrote:Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Holy shit that made me !!!

Try it! it's seriously funny!

Works best when the rest of teh audience isn't expecting it.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:55 pm

and best from a balcony :animal:

ilovefuzz.com

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