Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:44 pm

i have a case of the Sundays. it's just a little souvenir of a terrible year.

Astricii · Post by **Astricii** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:37 am

Working for the weekend sucks. So does working 10 hours a day every day.

Gear splurging is fun if not wise.

Kevin Shields is loud.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:21 pm

school sucks, but working is worse. but you get paid for working, so there's that.

even when you're dead broke, you can still afford a used stomp box once in awhile.

when you feel sad, it makes you feel better when your cat(s) come sit beside you.

when you're lacking in one of life's major needs--love, income, friendship, community, etc.--you think that filling that need will resolve your life problems; instead, you merely exchange one set of complications for another.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:58 pm

never bone a chick that doesn't like MST3K

Fuzzrociouspedals · Post by **Fuzzrociouspedals** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:04 pm

You can't please everybody.

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:25 pm

Copy and paste FB status:

",...when grabbing hot pans out of the oven,...use a dry towel as opposed to a wet towel."

smile_man · Post by **smile_man** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:07 pm

there's nothin wrong with fuckin chillun.

Fuzzy Picklez · Post by **Fuzzy Picklez** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:25 pm

I wish I was drunk.

Caesar · Post by **Caesar** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:27 am

Kellanium posts without thinking.

Adoom · Post by **Adoom** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:19 am

I cannot afford the many, many things I desire.

Like Jupiter.

I can't even find out who to buy it from.

NASA just say "please stop calling us Adam... No, the moon is not made of cheese... We don't know... we don't know that either... Four? It's probably four. I can't send you proof. Stop screaming. No, we cannot find your dog."

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:27 am

I wish my parents were cool with me smoking pot all the time.

Bassus Sanguinis · Post by **Bassus Sanguinis** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:50 am

the only proof of what you are is in the way you hear the truth

Dandolin · Post by **Dandolin** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:55 am

Adoom wrote:NASA just say "please stop calling us Adam... No, the moon is not made of cheese... We don't know... we don't know that either... Four? It's probably four. I can't send you proof. Stop screaming. No, we cannot find your dog."

Esp. "Four? It's probably four."

Kellanium · Post by **Kellanium** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:56 am

Caesar wrote:Kellanium posts without thinking.

It's funny cause it's true!

WayToHip · Post by **WayToHip** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:02 am

"Oh this plate is HOT!"

Said by a server today about the plate that was under the heat lamps for 5 minutes while she peed. She looked to me for justification about the statement, I just drank my coke from a squeeze bottle.
End of story.

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