I get bored with girls quickly

[nieh]

Date a dude.

This will not be happening.

You should be more open minded.

[tim]

Don't date someone until you actually know them and like them as a person. That'll help.

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to address this as well.

Dating girls I already know is a bad idea (aside from previously mentioned Pittsburgh girl - even then the reality might not live up to the fantasy). I've done this several times, and the problem is twofold. 1: these girls are a part of my social network and 2: Dayton is a small city. We're bound to have have mutual friends, and often they are very close friends. One girl in particular comes to mind: she's BFFs with our keyboard players wife. Her and I flirted with each other for the better part of a year until I finally asked her out. Guess what happened? We fucked for two weeks until I got tired of her and moved on to the next girl. I didn't mean for that to happen and I sure as hell didn't want it to either. It just did and there was nothing I could do to stop it. Had we stayed together, I would have ended up resenting her. Now whenever we see each other (which is quite often), things get really awkward and uncomfortable. It hasn't only affected the two of us, it's affected my whole inner circle of friends.

You should be more open minded.

If I was gay, I'd be the first to know and I'd be more than okay with it. Sexuality isn't a big deal and everyone should (safely) do whatever and whoever makes them happy. I like vaginas so I'll keep fucking vaginas. I'm not that into penises so I'll opt not to touch any of them other than my own.

[devnulljp]

Date a dude.

This will not be happening.

You should be more open minded.

You don't want to be so open minded you lose anal sphincter tone though






(although, to a man, all the biggest womanizers I've ever met have eventually come out of the closet -- something about denial? I don't know, but I can't imagine what that must be like for the exes. One girl I know had a long list of guys that decloaked as gay after being with her. Weird.)

[SPACERITUAL]

Date a dude.

This will not be happening.

You should be more open minded.

[jfrey]

I didn't read everything above, but I'll tell you the two best points of advice a person can get.

1. Date girls that are not originally from America. Girls are crazy. American girls take crazy and turn it into a profession.

2. They're going to get mad at you no matter what you do, so you might as well make it really funny.

[univalve]

I know, I know. Most guys probably don't see this as a problem, but I'd really like to meet someone that can hold me attention and interest indefinitely. Not to mention getting my friends wives to stop hassling me about "settling down."

I really don't see the problem...
You didn't found the right girl yet. So please go on.

[DarkAxel]

Don't date someone until you actually know them and like them as a person. That'll help.

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to address this as well...

i can see the problem then

[tim]

I'm giving up on girls. I'm going to date fuzz pedals exclusively from here on out.

[Achtane]

Don't get into any trouble with 'em by playing a game of just the tip (ring, sleeve).

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

I'm giving up on girls. I'm going to date fuzz pedals exclusively from here on out.

i heard that that truly beautiful disaster over there has a got a big muff....i mean HUUUGGE. *makes larry david big vagina sign*

[dubkitty]

to paraphrase the NAPA auto parts commercial, "Truly Beautiful Disaster? i think i dated her."

[sevenSHARPnine]

Not to mention getting my friends wives to stop hassling me about "settling down."

You should settle down when you're good and ready. Your friends' house hens can shut their pie holes.

I stopped reading the thread after this because this is one of the greatest things ever written.

[TroySanders]

Don't date someone until you actually know them and like them as a person. That'll help.

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to address this as well.

Dating girls I already know is a bad idea (aside from previously mentioned Pittsburgh girl - even then the reality might not live up to the fantasy). I've done this several times, and the problem is twofold. 1: these girls are a part of my social network and 2: Dayton is a small city. We're bound to have have mutual friends, and often they are very close friends. One girl in particular comes to mind: she's BFFs with our keyboard players wife. Her and I flirted with each other for the better part of a year until I finally asked her out. Guess what happened? We fucked for two weeks until I got tired of her and moved on to the next girl. I didn't mean for that to happen and I sure as hell didn't want it to either. It just did and there was nothing I could do to stop it. Had we stayed together, I would have ended up resenting her. Now whenever we see each other (which is quite often), things get really awkward and uncomfortable. It hasn't only affected the two of us, it's affected my whole inner circle of friends.

I say just get neutered. Problem = solved.

[aen]

Fuzz pedal in-holes are too small. And so are the out holes. And the power holes.

[ashdown]

Fuzz pedal in-holes are too small. And so are the out holes. And the power holes.

but you can just cum right on the front of them