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Re: Onion hand

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Mine smelt of nicotine this morning.

I haven't smoked in 5 years. :omg:
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when i clicked this thread, i thought you replaced your hand with an onion. how awesome would that be? you could wave it in peoples faces and make them cry.
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What the hell, I thought you were joking about the metal soap.
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If my hand was an oninon, it'd probably be a bloomin' onion and I would've eaten it by now.
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when I worked as a dishwasher that smell NEVER came out. bleh...
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Re: Onion hand

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Fuzzy Picklez wrote:
tuffteef wrote:rub your hands on the metal kitchen sink and it gets rid of it
thats why they have bars of metal soap in chef kitchens

Do they eventually start to stink?
I can't imagine all the different smells there would be eventually.

I'd guess they wash it with something else.

But then the smell just transfers onto that...

...oh my, this is turning into The Cat in the Hat all over again!
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Yeah dishwashing made me so smelly I could cry.
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use lemon juice. when i skin/cut salmon at work, it's the only thing that can fully get rid of fishy hand smell
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unownunown wrote:when i clicked this thread, i thought you replaced your hand with an onion. how awesome would that be? you could wave it in peoples faces and make them cry.

It would not be awesome.
Wouldn't your hand eventually rot?
Also, I would totally eat my hand if it was an onion.
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Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Also, I would totally eat my hand if it was an onion.


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smile_man wrote:
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Also, I would totally eat my hand if it was an onion.


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Did they make you read that in school as a kid too?
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Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Did they make you read that in school as a kid too?


They made my class read it, but I had a copy the previous summer and read it then, everyone else copied me.
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smile_man wrote:
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Did they make you read that in school as a kid too?


They made my class read it, but I had a copy the previous summer and read it then, everyone else copied me.

Nice.
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solution: eat hand.
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Cut it off adn buy a new one.
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