if you have a beard...

[smile_man]

I'm going to shave soon, and it will be the third time this week, this is weirding me out.

don't shave!

i dont have goodbeard

[lurkingsloth]

When I grow a beard there is one spot where no hair grows.

you know how some girls use makeup to fill in their eyebrows... could you do the same thing with a beard?

I think I would go to scratch my beard and then I would have black shit all over me. If I ever was to grow it for a long time and then did this, people would say I keep a pet octopus in my beard.

[lurkingsloth]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8[/youtube]

One could always try it on their beard no?

If they sold spray on beard that actually worked like in a cartoon i would totally be there.

Sorta like whipping cream except hair with different colors and textures. I like it. I think I'll stick with the brillo until you patent it though.

[Companda]

I think I would go to scratch my beard and then I would have black shit all over me. If I ever was to grow it for a long time and then did this, people would say I keep a pet octopus in my beard.

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[lurkingsloth]

octoface.jpg

That is top notch!

[smile_man]

you can take your fucking octopus beard and fuck right off.

[Companda]

WELL MAYBE I WILL

[smile_man]

<3

[unownunown]

fuck your windmills and octopi. this is a bridge.

[smile_man]

u cant build bridges without electricity dawg.

[unownunown]

you totally can build bridges without electricity.

can you build a windmill without electricity?

[smile_man]

yeah

[Companda]

BUT, can you build bridges or windmills without octopi?

I think not.

Check. Mate.

[unownunown]

shit.

[smile_man]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIDsGyIVuk[/youtube]

fuck that shit.