Random and silly life lessons

[Snufkino]

You only regret the things you don't do.

See first post for evidence of this.

[tuffteef]

Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.

How else would you get them to sleep with you?

baseball bat on the head

[theavondon]

If playing a house show, and not partaking in the other festivities, don't park far in. You'll get blocked in, and you'll never be able to leave.

Don't let fridges come unplugged.

If they do, name the smell. Mine was named "The Ghost of General Custer".

[Achtane]

When prepping a guitar body make absolutely sure you sand away all of the sealer and then sand it all over again TO MAKE SURE YOU SANDED AWAY ALL OF THE SEALER before it looks like a splotchy mess and not even in the cool artsy way

That way you will not have wasted 20, 30, 40 hours sanding in general only to have to either sand away all of the color (probably that amount of time all over again) or end up using a solid color

THAT WAY YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO DISMISS THE LAST SEASON...SEASONS WITHOUT THAT GUITAR AS TIME WASTED BECAUSE THE FINISH YOU WERE WORKING FOR WINDS UP LOOKING REALLY BAD

[The4455]

Don't argue with your teachers, especially if they are also the wrestling coach and their forearms are bigger than your biceps.

[unownunown]

keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.

it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.

[Mudfuzz]

keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.

it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.

Post of the day!

[unownunown]

keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.

it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.

Post of the day!

[Eric!]

keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.

it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.

This post makes me want to add it to my sig, but then I'd be approaching MLC-length, and no one likes that

[Monkeyboard]

Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.

Words to live by.

[Eric!]

Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.

[spacelordmother]

i always wonder how people lose shoes at shows then someone picks it up and throws it at the band

I think that Les does this as a plant so he has an excuse to stop the show and rant a bit.

[Gearmond]

never be the drunkest person at the party, but always get drunk enough to need someone else to drive you home.

an unkempt bed is less likely to have bedbugs

[DarkAxel]

never be the drunkest person at the party, but always get drunk enough to need someone else to drive you home.

that reminds me that once, i was the ONLY drunk person at the party

don't let this EVER happen to you, friends