Random and silly life lessons

[Mudfuzz]

This were we give each other useful and useless life lessons to help or not other not find it out the hard way

So.

If you go in the pit remember to double knot your shoe laces! At last night's Primus show both my shoes came untied and I keep getting caught I had to tuck then in between one of the songs to get by

Note: I've never had a prob with this before but it happened, and I thought if was really funny but from now on.... double knot!

[magiclawnchair]

[tuffteef]

i always wonder how people lose shoes at shows then someone picks it up and throws it at the band

[deadbeatriot]

when eating dumplings, instead of dunking them in soy sauce, cut a little slit in the skin and pour some soy sauce directly into the dumpling.

[Mudfuzz]

i always wonder how people lose shoes at shows then someone picks it up and throws it at the band

I did not lose my shoes But someone else did When I saw Boris in portland a few weeks ago a guy kept losing his shoes, they get in the way and someone would put them just outside of the pit... then they'd appear back in the middle of the pit and then they'd be sitting there neatly right on the edge of the pit again... After the lights came on the dude came and picked up his shoes and so I just had to say "so, you're the shoe guy" and we both laughed

[Eric!]

Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.

60% of the time, it works every time.

But really, I'd say higher than 90%..

[bob the r0bot]

bob the r0bots guide to great success
1. Always make sure the parties you go to are super sweet awesome radical parties
2. never accept a sandwich from man laughing manically
3. don't let a bear crash on your couch, no matter how awesome he is at parties
4. never take advice from a homeless man, even if he claims to be a powerful wizard
5. when applying for a job, always claim you have leadership skills from your time as the president of Ashton Kutcher
6. top hats and monocles don't make you a genius, even if you are a dinosaur

[Eric!]

bob the r0bots guide to great success
1. Always make sure the parties you go to are super sweet awesome radical parties
2. never accept a sandwich from man laughing manically
3. don't let a bear crash on your couch, no matter how awesome he is at parties
4. never take advice from a homeless man, even if he claims to be a powerful wizard
5. when applying for a job, always claim you have leadership skills from your time as the president of Ashton Kutcher
6. top hats and monocles don't make you a genius, even if you are a dinosaur

This is the post I was waiting for :D

[tuffteef]

i always wonder how people lose shoes at shows then someone picks it up and throws it at the band

I did not lose my shoes But someone else did When I saw Boris in portland a few weeks ago a guy kept losing his shoes, they get in the way and someone would put them just outside of the pit... then they'd appear back in the middle of the pit and then they'd be sitting there neatly right on the edge of the pit again... After the lights came on the dude came and picked up his shoes and so I just had to say "so, you're the shoe guy" and we both laughed

i love those people

[phantasmagorovich]

If you hitch a ride make sure to only get into big, expensive SUVs. They have the best car stereos.

If a girl gets you so drunk on the first night you can't feel your hands you can't go wrong. Marry her. Preferrably on the same night.

Even if people are dumb or evil they're always good to make fun of.

And I never lost a shoe but if you wear baggy pants I tell you a good belt is worth more than gold when you stagedive....

[deadbeatriot]

you want party advice?
http://twitter.com/AndrewWK

with gems like:
PARTY TIP: More subwoofers.

and

PARTY PRAYER: On this great Saturday night, let's share a moment of MUSIC and give thanks to the gods of party. AMEN.

[leastwise]

I've been double-knotting for my entire life. Always.

Secret to my success, it is.

My favorite piece of advice however: Always always always take a piss before you leave one place to go somewhere else, because you can never be sure when you're going to get the next chance. (Even if you don't think you have the urge, press two fingers firmly against your bladder to be certain.)

[devnulljp]

Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.

How else would you get them to sleep with you?

[Scruffie]

Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.

How else would you get them to sleep with you?

Rohypnol?

[Eric!]

Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.

How else would you get them to sleep with you?