The Velvet Hammer AMA

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It doesn't matter who swings the hammer.
It only matters that the hammer is swung.
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Plot twist: It's Pope.
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Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?
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Eivind August wrote:Plot twist: It's Pope.
You dont want to give me that much power.
MechaGodzilla wrote:Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?
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MechaGodzilla wrote:Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?
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Me in a bout 5 hours.

With Destiny 2.

And coffee.

I miiiiiiiiiiiight be a little bit excited.
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