The Velvet Hammer AMA
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
It doesn't matter who swings the hammer.
It only matters that the hammer is swung.
It only matters that the hammer is swung.
WWPD?
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Plot twist: It's Pope.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
You dont want to give me that much power.Eivind August wrote:Plot twist: It's Pope.
MechaGodzilla wrote:Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?

WWPD?
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd5yB9Vmd6I[/youtube]MechaGodzilla wrote:Does the hammer still love fuzz or has it, too, moved on to eurorack synths?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd5yB9Vmd6I
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
everyone in star wars is illiterate.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA
Me in a bout 5 hours.
With Destiny 2.
And coffee.
I miiiiiiiiiiiight be a little bit excited.
With Destiny 2.
And coffee.
I miiiiiiiiiiiight be a little bit excited.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
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Are you my real dad?