sometimes i fucking hate USPS

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sometimes i fucking hate USPS

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complete bullshit. i was sitting on my couch. no doorbell, no knock, and they did NOT leave notice.
packages are left on my doorstep or behind the bush next to the doorstep or once in a great while at the side door to my house.

fuck you, whoever was supposed to deliver.

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Ugh, I hate it when this shit happens.

Last time this happened to me, it gave me the option to redeliver with the option to leave a note. Just typed "leave it at my door, its fine" and boom. Is that an option for ya?
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Last summer I sat right outside drinking some iced tea and a UPS truck passed by. Checked tracking. Fucker drove by with my package and punched in "failed delivery" literally 1 min after driving by.

HOW FUCKING LAZY ARE YOU?
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I've been told by my carrier that sometimes they do that if it didn't make it on the truck or some other thing happened....They have to give a resolution to the system for the delivery day and if the carrier doesn't have it in hand, they will put that.

Most likely, the carrier (or floating day off carrier) never saw the package or was brought back to the office. The supervisor then put that into the computer to make it seem like they are on time.

Also, sometimes the office that ship it over to your satellite office is late and shows up after the carrier left, but it was still scanned and binned at the satellite.

Carriers are usually pretty good. There are some bad ones...Bit the problem I have found is at the sorting/house staff.
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lordgalvar wrote:I've been told by my carrier that sometimes they do that if it didn't make it on the truck or some other thing happened....They have to give a resolution to the system for the delivery day and if the carrier doesn't have it in hand, they will put that.

Most likely, the carrier (or floating day off carrier) never saw the package or was brought back to the office. The supervisor then put that into the computer to make it seem like they are on time.

Also, sometimes the office that ship it over to your satellite office is late and shows up after the carrier left, but it was still scanned and binned at the satellite.

Carriers are usually pretty good. There are some bad ones...Bit the problem I have found is at the sorting/house staff.
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space6oy wrote:complete bullshit. i was sitting on my couch. no doorbell, no knock, and they did NOT leave notice.
packages are left on my doorstep or behind the bush next to the doorstep or once in a great while at the side door to my house.

fuck you, whoever was supposed to deliver.
Wait, so you're telling us an uneducated, unskilled laborer didn't take pride in their work? :whoa:
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hmmm...shits creepy..lordgalvars right..thinkin about taking all my pedals/gear and sending them threw fed ex from tx to cali cuz i cant get all that on plane....love reading the google reviews for my local usps...its nothing but hilarious horror storys...guy I talked to other day who works for fedex described their inner workings as some kind of crazy assembly line..while ups has been known and seen by myself to be complete fucking ass holes...throwin shit...usps though even when (made it to hub) then (delayed)...week goes by with all hope lost..comes magically back on track. ...d.o.s. lol...the image that brings forth is great.
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D.o.S. wrote:
lordgalvar wrote:I've been told by my carrier that sometimes they do that if it didn't make it on the truck or some other thing happened....They have to give a resolution to the system for the delivery day and if the carrier doesn't have it in hand, they will put that.

Most likely, the carrier (or floating day off carrier) never saw the package or was brought back to the office. The supervisor then put that into the computer to make it seem like they are on time.

Also, sometimes the office that ship it over to your satellite office is late and shows up after the carrier left, but it was still scanned and binned at the satellite.

Carriers are usually pretty good. There are some bad ones...Bit the problem I have found is at the sorting/house staff.
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UglyCasanova wrote:Last summer I sat right outside drinking some iced tea and a UPS truck passed by. Checked tracking. Fucker drove by with my package and punched in "failed delivery" literally 1 min after driving by.

HOW FUCKING LAZY ARE YOU?
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Lately this happens to me with every other USPS delivery it seems like. No notice, no attempt, then about 7 or 8 pm tracking will update with an "attempt". I've been chalking it up to laziness or overworked drivers. Never used to happen to me living in a more upscale neighborhood. Never does any good calling to complain, they will just keep lying that an attempt was made, they know it's bullshit.
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This plus the fact that they never knock/ring the doorbell drives me insane.
I work from home. I'm here all the the time. You didn't attempt shit.
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and then they deliver today.

and stack a couple other packages so i can't open my front door without knocking them down.
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