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JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?
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"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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Jwar, I don't think you need a gun to stop a violent situation. Just stand up and do your muscleman routine. The sheer display of power and American patriotism is enough to make any terrorist pee their pants.
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Re: JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?
Well...my 'rents paid for improv classes starting next month...so there was that and also a little cash and socks from my sister (I actually asked for that). Birthday (mid January) and Christmas presents sometimes get blurred too. Gonna probably try to snag a cheap microkorg.
But...biggest Christmas gift was time off (aka unemployment) for the season and a bunch of food before I need to really commit to finding a new job and losing weight.
But...biggest Christmas gift was time off (aka unemployment) for the season and a bunch of food before I need to really commit to finding a new job and losing weight.
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He flexes so hard an AMERICAN EAGLE shoots out of his boner.ThurberMingus wrote:Jwar, I don't think you need a gun to stop a violent situation. Just stand up and do your muscleman routine. The sheer display of power and American patriotism is enough to make any terrorist pee their pants.
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And that eagle rains down freedom based death upon enemies of jwars boner America.
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Re: JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?
I got (in no particular order):
-VR Headset for my phone
-hella coffee
-pajama pants
-black jeans
-black socks
-digitech digiverb
-7 souls hoodie
-$25 amazon gift card
-hella starbucks giftcards
-jack daniels sampler pack
-$30 towards buying records (doing that tomorrow)
So yea, solid haul this year. Honestly tho, this year was about more than presents for me. This is the first Christmas I've spent living with my future wife. I get to wake up every morning next to this beautiful woman and I count my lucky stars that she loves my ugly mug.
I also am typing this from my recently completed home studio. So living the childhood dream son.
-VR Headset for my phone
-hella coffee
-pajama pants
-black jeans
-black socks
-digitech digiverb
-7 souls hoodie
-$25 amazon gift card
-hella starbucks giftcards
-jack daniels sampler pack
-$30 towards buying records (doing that tomorrow)
So yea, solid haul this year. Honestly tho, this year was about more than presents for me. This is the first Christmas I've spent living with my future wife. I get to wake up every morning next to this beautiful woman and I count my lucky stars that she loves my ugly mug.
I also am typing this from my recently completed home studio. So living the childhood dream son.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
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How dare you sully my good name.

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Those last two paragraphs.BitchPudding wrote:I got (in no particular order):
-VR Headset for my phone
-hella coffee
-pajama pants
-black jeans
-black socks
-digitech digiverb
-7 souls hoodie
-$25 amazon gift card
-hella starbucks giftcards
-jack daniels sampler pack
-$30 towards buying records (doing that tomorrow)
So yea, solid haul this year. Honestly tho, this year was about more than presents for me. This is the first Christmas I've spent living with my future wife. I get to wake up every morning next to this beautiful woman and I count my lucky stars that she loves my ugly mug.
I also am typing this from my recently completed home studio. So living the childhood dream son.
Hell yeah broseph.
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Yeauh man, for all the bad thats happened this year, theres lots of good tooodontophobia wrote:Those last two paragraphs.BitchPudding wrote:I got (in no particular order):
-VR Headset for my phone
-hella coffee
-pajama pants
-black jeans
-black socks
-digitech digiverb
-7 souls hoodie
-$25 amazon gift card
-hella starbucks giftcards
-jack daniels sampler pack
-$30 towards buying records (doing that tomorrow)
So yea, solid haul this year. Honestly tho, this year was about more than presents for me. This is the first Christmas I've spent living with my future wife. I get to wake up every morning next to this beautiful woman and I count my lucky stars that she loves my ugly mug.
I also am typing this from my recently completed home studio. So living the childhood dream son.
Hell yeah broseph.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
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How dare you sully my good name.

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Re: JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?
PS4 with a second controller and Lego Harry Potter, Metal Slug Anthology, Bloodborne complete, Rayman Legends
custom kitchen apron for my frequent pizza making
Korg Volca Keys
Behringer USB mixer
Hobbit cartoon and Ernest Saves Christmas on DVD
Failure : The Heart is a Monster CD
Kate Bush : The Sensual World CD
Rush : Moving Pictures CD
money and gift cards
Really happy and grateful for what I got
custom kitchen apron for my frequent pizza making
Korg Volca Keys
Behringer USB mixer
Hobbit cartoon and Ernest Saves Christmas on DVD
Failure : The Heart is a Monster CD
Kate Bush : The Sensual World CD
Rush : Moving Pictures CD
money and gift cards
Really happy and grateful for what I got
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For people who got gear: how did your families know what to get? Paying attention, good guessing, on your list?
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New headphones from my brother, a nice bottle of sake from his girlfriend, Star Wars Lego from my dad, and a fucking Volca FM from UC.
Also got a sweet shirt, socks, money, and loads of candy and beer. Got to say that I love that my family and friends know exactly what to get me - I dislike owning superfluous stuff, so it's great to just get things I either need or enjoy. Much love, very content. <3
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That's why I usually order my gifts myself and my mother just pays for it. Give giving made efficientEivind August wrote:I dislike owning superfluous stuff, so it's great to just get things I either need or enjoy. Much love, very content. <3
Very nice loot. I've been dying for you to play with the Volca FM since UC mentioned getting one for you. Curious what you think of it
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Amazon wish list. My gift wants are always very particular, and my family never has any idea what I'm talking about, so a direct link avoids any confusion.spacelordmother wrote:For people who got gear: how did your families know what to get? Paying attention, good guessing, on your list?
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Fuck I hate holidays
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same.comesect2.0 wrote:Fuck I hate holidays
hoping in the future that as i create my own family traditions things get a little better.