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Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:37 pm
by Invisible Man
Grilled brats for dinner (sausages, not children). Too hot.
"DADDY, BLOW MY SAUSAGE." Two year old girl. I obliged.
Stubbed toe. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT." Same girl.
So much more...but I'll lie in wait.
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:42 pm
by Chankgeez
Invisible Man wrote:"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT."
Kids say the darndest things THAT THEY'VE HEARD OTHER PEOPLE SAY!
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:02 pm
by Invisible Man
Oh, defintely. I have definitely said this phrase within earshot. She's even finished the phrase...I'll say 'God' and she'll say '...fucking damn it?'
Proud papa right here.
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:17 pm
by Achtane
"You're the coolest person in the entire world until everybody dies!"
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:30 am
by Eivind August
Walked past a kid on the street yesterday, wearing his backpack on his head while loudly exclaiming: "They see me rollin', they hatin'."
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:37 am
by goroth
Achtane!!!!!!!
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:05 pm
by hbombgraphics
One of the kids I coach at soccer told me she could kick all the toe balls she wants because when her toes fall off they grow back.
Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:11 pm
by gnomethrone
My coworker's grandson:
"Hey. Dude. Do you speak bird?"