Grilled brats for dinner (sausages, not children). Too hot.
"DADDY, BLOW MY SAUSAGE." Two year old girl. I obliged.
Stubbed toe. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT." Same girl.
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Kids say the darnedest things
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Invisible Man wrote:"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT."
Kids say the darndest things THAT THEY'VE HEARD OTHER PEOPLE SAY! 
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
Oh, defintely. I have definitely said this phrase within earshot. She's even finished the phrase...I'll say 'God' and she'll say '...fucking damn it?'
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"You're the coolest person in the entire world until everybody dies!"
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Walked past a kid on the street yesterday, wearing his backpack on his head while loudly exclaiming: "They see me rollin', they hatin'."
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One of the kids I coach at soccer told me she could kick all the toe balls she wants because when her toes fall off they grow back.
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My coworker's grandson:
"Hey. Dude. Do you speak bird?"
"Hey. Dude. Do you speak bird?"
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