dentists

[autopilot]

why they enjoy the pain, and drill our sensitive teeths with all those drills and pointy stuffs

[waltdogg]

I don't mind the drilling, but I hate when dentists act like orthodontists. Motherfucker. You're not legally allowed to talk shit about my bite.

[PeteeBee]

Drives me crazy when the hygienist wants to have a conversation. I'm not moving my mouth at all while your hands are in there. No amount of telling me it's fine will convince me otherwise.

[daseb]

"you really need to floss all the way back there"
"you just spent fifteen minutes telling me how tiny my mouth was and how hard it is to get shit in there, you expect me to what?"

well I mean actually it would sound like U UST ENT IFTE INU EL E OW INU I OUW AS etc etc but yeah.

[Twangasaurus]

I hate the hook thingy. Bitch I know you stabbing my gums on purpose. Also why are the assistants always god damn ice queens? Because they rub their boobs on my face does the universe retroactively apply the laws of moe gap?

[resincum]

I wish I could record the sounds I hear when they're drilling away in my mouth

[Iommic Pope]

I hate the hook thingy. Bitch I know you stabbing my gums on purpose. Also why are the assistants always god damn ice queens? Because they rub their boobs on my face does the universe retroactively apply the laws of moe gap?

Dude, I suffered this from the dental assisstants at the practice I go to just recently. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT?!
Although, it was my dentist who got all booby with my head and not them, and my dentist was actually pretty nice to me.
So I'm still not getting it.

[aens_wife]

The last time I went to the dentist, the assistant was amazing. She would ask a question and the *remove the tools from my mouth* so I could answer. She was nice and funny and the dentist was gentle. It was a shocking experience, really.

Now, if we want to talk about how dentists don't take medical insurance even though the health of your mouth is critically important to your overall heath, I am here for that discussion.

[D.o.S.]

I have no problem with dentists.

[snipelfritz]

I wish I could record the sounds I hear when they're drilling away in my mouth

All the cool underground bands only put their releases out on tooth tunes now.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ViXgz0pGjQ[/youtube]

[kbit]

I wish I could record the sounds I hear when they're drilling away in my mouth

Contact mic your teeth!

[resincum]

I wish I could record the sounds I hear when they're drilling away in my mouth

Contact mic your teeth!

I tried, no where near as cool..also tried to stick it down my throat but almost threw up

[Iommic Pope]

The last time I went to the dentist, the assistant was amazing. She would ask a question and the *remove the tools from my mouth* so I could answer. She was nice and funny and the dentist was gentle. It was a shocking experience, really.

Now, if we want to talk about how dentists don't take medical insurance even though the health of your mouth is critically important to your overall heath, I am here for that discussion.

I agree with dental exclusions being ridiculous. If you get something real bad going on in your mouth it will fuck you up.
I mean, it's only an important orifice located on your skull.

[snipelfritz]

But if we include dental I might need to pay for my boner pills.

[Joe Gress]

Now, if we want to talk about how dentists don't take medical insurance even though the health of your mouth is critically important to your overall heath, I am here for that discussion.

I was born without #23 (lower center adult tooth), and therefore needed an implant put in. My dentist worked with my orthodontist to make sure he left a gap so I could eventually do the surgery. I had braces for two and a half, almost three years.

It took those three years of fighting insurance by my parents, dental admin/receptionist, orthodontist, dentist, to get even get shit approved. Another six months for them to actually pay. They claimed it was cosmetic the entire time, until some very careful writing and explanations that it was hereditary.