Dear bros...

[SPACERITUAL]

You are, each and every one of you, loathsome, awful, pedantic, evil little shits and you know it. You are racist, prejudiced, sexist, ageist, bodiest, transphobic, homophobic, lying assholes and you know it. Every day, in your private thoughts and out, you spew forth fountains of vitriolic hatred that you don't tell your friends about. You make fun of people for being inferior for every reason imaginable. You secretly move them down notches on some self-imagined human worth scale for exhibiting signs of deferring from you on some level.

You're the absolute worst of humanity and you should be ashamed. You put virgin white masks on piles of stinking offal and parade them around like a snoopy blimp. You are a no-sin-having stone-casting lying motherfucker and you need to chill the fuck out. Have a good day.

[waltdogg]

[Chankgeez]

SPACERITUAL fo' PRESIDENT

[Inconuucl]

I regret that whirr thread already.

[resincum]

jesus

[Snufkino]

I take it you're not taking part in the Secret Santa then?

[D.o.S.]

As they used to say in days of yore:


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[Jwar]

I like where this is going

[SPACERITUAL]

I take it you're not taking part in the Secret Santa then?

Bro you know like i always get fired right before secret santa buying time. I've always wanted to be in it but I'm scared that i will lose my job and have to send someone a box with a bunch of comic books and star wars figures and a copy of the ted nugent biography or something.

[neonblack]

You say that like its a bad thing

[snipelfritz]

You forgot ableist.

[SPACERITUAL]

You forgot ableist.

What is that???

[Joe Gress]

I take it you're not taking part in the Secret Santa then?

Bro you know like i always get fired right before secret santa buying time. I've always wanted to be in it but I'm scared that i will lose my job and have to send someone a box with a bunch of comic books and star wars figures and a copy of the ted nugent biography or something.

Pretty much the same reason I've never done it.

Hell I don't have money to even go to family members houses during Christmas, much less but them presents.

[snipelfritz]

You forgot ableist.

What is that???

Prejudice against the (typically physically) handicapped.

Y'know, like if you can walk up stairs, you're an asshole.

[SPACERITUAL]

Deaf people are definitely assholes though.