Sudden, Unexpected Reptile Aggression

[Lvl 1 Peasant]

Normally, my day consists of catching fish, and then eating the fish I caught, followed by sleeping. Note that I did not include "fight with a crocodile" in that list of activities.

You look like a handy ILFer. Can you go get rid of some of these reptiles, so I can get back to my regular routine? The crocodiles normally keep to themselves around the General Discussion forum, on the first or second page.

Bring 8/8 Reptile Carcasses to the peasant.

Accept quest?



[ ] Accept
[ ] Decline
[ ] Penis?


ULTIMATE REPTILE DOOM;;;,;;,;,;,;;,,;

[spacelordmother]

No "Fuck you" poll choice?

[MEC]

[Mudfuzz]

we seem to be experiencing advanced reptile dysfunction around here of late for some reason… maybe it's time you guys invested in a lizard pump.

[Jwar]

Penis is always the answer.