The Great Ideas Thread

[PetZounds]

Post the great ideas you have throughout the day.
You can keep them here so you don't forget them.

Here's an idea I had today:
After using the bathroom, turn on the sink while you button up your pants and redo your belt.
Barely touch the stream of water from the sink, then turn it off.
That way, it sounds like you washed your hands.
If anyone inspects your hands, they'll be slightly damp, as if you washed and dried them.

Another idea I had today:
The Ice Cream Slamwhich™.
Take 12 ice cream sandwiches and arrange them in two 2x3 grids.
Liberally pour that ice cream magic shell stuff over each of the sandwich arrays.
This should harden and leave you with two large rectangles which will serve as the bread of the slamwhich.
Now, take the freshest Denny's Grand Slam you can find and put it between the two large ice cream sandwich bars you just made.
Boom, ice cream slamwhich™.

Let's hear about your ideas!

[sonidero]

Boom, ice cream slamwhich™.

Poo hands and stoner food is sooo Denton...

I have an Idea, everyone go get the new album by The Yong "Chrome Cactus" and thank me later...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHSyrBeJgE[/youtube]

Hans Z Rulezzz...

[snipelfritz]

Great idea I had just a bit ago in [insert number] steps:

1. Drive to the store.
2. Buy the cheapest alcohol I can.
3. Go home with the 4-pack of Steel Reserve Tallboys ($2.49)
4. Get drunk as quickly as possible.

[sonidero]

Great idea I had just a bit ago in [insert number] steps:

1. Drive to the store.
2. Buy the cheapest alcohol I can.
3. Go home with the 4-pack of Steel Reserve Tallboys ($2.49)
4. Get drunk as quickly as possible.
5. Listen to The Young.

Fxd and perfect...

Also I need to find one of those flexible saw cable things that used to come on top on Survival Rambo knives so I can take a saw to the Greenbelt in my pocket...

[PetZounds]

Great idea I had just a bit ago in [insert number] steps:

1. Drive to the store.
2. Buy the cheapest alcohol I can.
3. Go home with the 4-pack of Steel Reserve Tallboys ($2.49)
4. Get drunk as quickly as possible.

Idea:
Hey can you pick me up a Snicker's while you're out?

[Moustache_Bash]

Non invasive lasers to cut kidneys to lower people's blood pressure.

[PetZounds]

Non invasive lasers to cut kidneys to lower people's blood pressure.

Invasive lasers that boil out some of their blood to lower people's blood pressure.

[sonidero]

Get a Leech...

What about a camera that mounts on the headstock like those tuners so you could record a whole show of Bass Face, or cameras wired into guitar/bass/keyboards so you could record the show from the stage...

[neonblack]

Get a Leech...

What about a camera that mounts on the headstock like those tuners so you could record a whole show of Bass Face, or cameras wired into guitar/bass/keyboards so you could record the show from the stage...

When I saw Rodrigo y Gabriela at Bonnaroo they had cameras on their headstocks pointing down the neck so you could see their fingers. Was pretty sweet.

[PetZounds]

Get a Leech...

What about a camera that mounts on the headstock like those tuners so you could record a whole show of Bass Face, or cameras wired into guitar/bass/keyboards so you could record the show from the stage...

GoPro mounted to the drumsticks or pick, you see the music being created directly.

[snipelfritz]

Am I the only one who has seen the music video for Thunderstruck?

[sonidero]

Well my phone can detect the notes whilst laying on the body of the guitar so we should be able to make a camera equipped guitar/banjo/koto that will not only record but also bluetooth the notes and resonance info to a video screen which could either show the exact notes in tab or be used to trigger some max/msp type shizzz...

[PetZounds]

Am I the only one who has seen the music video for Thunderstruck?

No, I saw it too.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg[/youtube]

[futuresailors]

Toilet with an attached fleshlight.
Never miss a blumpkin again.

[D.o.S.]

Toilet with an attached fleshlight.
Never miss a blumpkin again.

This should go in the confession thread, maybe, but I was legitimately going to post this. What in the actual fuck.