Yahoo Answers shenanigans

[behndy]

i forgot how much i love browsing through Yahoo Answers. i've been lazy lately and just reading best ofs that pop up on aggregate sites.

this one is cute -

Reference Question

Do cattle prods really hurt that bad or are these people faking it?

And why does Yahoo Answers want to put this Q in gay/transgendered?

Best Answer (Chosen by Asker)

Its all for show , the convulsions , the yelling , the crying , the #2 squirting out , the nut sack sucking back up inside of them !
Source(s):
Do you have T.P.?

Other Answers (17)

Sadly, I can say from personal experience, that they don't tickle. I had a buddy hit the calf of my leg with one when we were working on a cattle feedlot, many, many years ago, and let me assure you, a cattle prod will make a person jump. If your cellar dwellers are getting out of hand, I suggest placing a cattle prod in their collective rectums. That will set them straight. Just having the back of the leg was bad enough, so I don't think your cellar people are faking it. If you get bored, you can use it on yourself, but your va-jay-jay may get a workout you won't recuperate from.

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You know, I think Yahoo has a LOT of misconceptions about the gay/transgendered. I think one of them (gay/transgendered) should sue Yahoo or at least give them a violation for insulting other users.
As far as the pain level on the cattle prods? Well, you know, some people are into that kind of thing and others are just pansies. Just because the cattle prod was made to goad a 2,000 pound beast into a corral, doesn't mean you can't use it on a 200 pound human, right?

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now that I am a man I realize pain is all circumstantial and i firmly believe this is something women made up to get out of house work. I enjoy a good probing with a cattle prod and I sincerely feel it should be a mandatory daily thing to keep you refreshed.

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i..... kinda fucking LOVE that a question about how does a cattle prod feel got moved to gay/transgender.

that's equal parts awful and awesome.

[space6oy]

so when're you gonna try it?

[behndy]

i...... don't have a Cattle Prod Source sadly.

i'm actually not too into pain. a nipple tweak here and there at the right time? i'm listenin'.

but i've never wanted to be on the angry hurty end of domination stuff. doesn't really do it for me.

i've had partners into that, and i'm a gentleman. i do my best to help out. just not really my thing.

[space6oy]

heh just teasin' ya. i think my worst aside from unintentional serious injuries have been accidentally leaning on an electric fence not knowing it was active (grandpa's farm) and when i was pretty young putting my finger in a nightlight's socket wondering what it was...


oh and getting shot in the middle of the back w/ a bb gun, then retaliating by sticking a pellet in his head about 1/4" from taking out his eye...

[behndy]

eep.

urm. yah. i...... love this site.

but i don't know if Share Your Happy Pain Times Stories is a good can of worms thread to open up.

DUNNNNNOOOOOOOO.

[space6oy]

thought that's what you wanted beyond finding out if you'd be turned on by getting cattle prodded...

[behndy]

i'm..... i'm SKEERED.

hold me.

[ryan summit]

i...... don't have a Cattle Prod Source sadly.

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[behndy]

zoop MOOP.