hollywood: "what should we redo next? robocop!"

space6oy · Post by **space6oy** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:10 pm

holy smack.
:picard:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234721/?ref_=sr_1

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmtQXUXez8[/youtube]

THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:19 pm

Oh god that helmet looks like a buttplug. Seven thousand thumbs down.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:31 pm

Can't wait for RoboCop 2.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:12 pm

Chankgeez wrote:Can't wait for RoboCop 2.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:59 pm

yeaaaaaaahhhhh i don't know about this one.

annoys me that he gets wrecked in a car bomb instead of one of the best I'm Gonna Git You Suckah reasons in any action movie evah.

also, i'm glad they said "let's go more TACTICAL" instead of "let's go more URBAN" when they say paint it black.

i mean. i'll watch it. i'm just not that moist for it.

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:39 pm

space6oy · Post by **space6oy** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:08 pm

that was my reaction to hearing about the remake of total recall.

proroby · Post by **proroby** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:47 pm

AV Club says it's a streamlined action film without the sociopolitical message the original had. They could have/should have tackled the drone subject, seems like the only justification for remaking the movie.

Also, I agree, the fact that he's just badly burnt and isn't brought back form the dead is fucking stupid.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:52 pm

ugh. it's SUCH a good time to do an updated take on the way corporations are more powerful than local governments. if you're going to redo the movie, tackle THAT.

not a feel good "man triumphs over external control through willpower" feel good message that really is just to placate people.

losing interest in this the more i think about it.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:56 pm

Imagine how much better this'd be if it were RoboCops:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQeKLospZI8[/youtube]

Haki · Post by **Haki** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:02 am

space6oy wrote:that was my reaction to hearing about the remake of total recall.

New Total Recall wasn't half bad. Holywood has been stealing ideas left and right forever, at least these do-overs are upfront about it.

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:52 am

im surprised it isnt 3D, animated or star katy perry

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:51 am

Haki wrote:
space6oy wrote:that was my reaction to hearing about the remake of total recall.
New Total Recall wasn't half bad. Holywood has been stealing ideas left and right forever, at least these do-overs are upfront about it.

It's soooooo fucking lazy. At least repackage your stealing into new shit, like Tarantino did. If you're gonna re-sell me the same shit over and over, at least make me believe it's new. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

ryan summit · Post by **ryan summit** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:35 am

this hangs in my kitchen

its been with me for about 10 years
i actually wrote to joejack talcum
and he said hed autograph it
i just havent sent it yet
got nervous at jams butt plug observation
it aint gonna be the one we grew up with
because this ideas been beat to death now
at least they nod to the o.g.
these moviies that act like its the first one
its just lame
also not interested in a robocop5
michael keaton?
i wonder if i still hate his face

Deltaphoenix · Post by **Deltaphoenix** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:46 am

I want a new version of Turner & Hooch but where they are both RoboBeings.

And Cool Running.

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