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Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:33 am
by chuckjaywalk
So, I'm pretty much a city guy. I live in the city, I work in the city. I don't own a tractor. I've never ridden an animal. I play noisy guitar music and work IT. All that said, I keep having this terrible, powerful urge to buy myself a pair of cowboy boots. I mean, my jeans are already boot cut, so why not? Would I be a hipster douche if I wore cowboy boots, even if there was no irony involved?
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:51 am
by the_carl
Ditch the boot cut jeans (especially if you aren't already wearing boots on the regular), buy cowboy boots anyway.
I knew this guy who owned ostrich leather cowboy boots. Sickest shoes I've ever seen. I mean, technically, he was an actual cowboy, so he could pull it off in a legit manner, but still.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:54 am
by chuckjaywalk
I wear the bootcuts because I have giant, muscular thighs.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:08 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
the_carl wrote:Ditch the boot cut jeans (especially if you aren't already wearing boots on the regular), buy cowboy boots anyway.
This. Boot cut jeans are for soccer moms and douchebags that still wear tshirts with "weathered, vintage" prints. You say you "WORK IT" so shitkickers are def doable. Basically if you arent southern/country/a cowboy, you cant pull off cowboy boots unless you swing dicks like nobodies business.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:29 pm
by futuresailors
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wrU2tkl38[/youtube]
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:02 pm
by chuckjaywalk
If you only knew how much I love RuPaul and RuPaul's Drag Race! Ru is an inspiration and...
I may have said too much.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:44 pm
by tuffteef
HOUSE OF LAFUZZSHA
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:01 am
by futuresailors
LYKE WHO WAS YR FAVORITE QUEEN?
I liked the midget and the hispanic/asian one that actually modelled.
There was one that
killed the reading though.
fuck. Fag hags make total sence. You wouldn't even have to do anything because you have all thse bitchy boyz around.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:05 am
by sonidero
GG wore boots...
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:34 am
by tuffteef
futuresailors wrote:LYKE WHO WAS YR FAVORITE QUEEN?
I liked the midget and the hispanic/asian one that actually modelled.
There was one that
killed the reading though.
fuck. Fag hags make total sence. You wouldn't even have to do anything because you have all thse bitchy boyz around.
BANJI SHE IS A BANJI
BANJI GIRL
TALKIN ABOUT YO MAN ON THE CORNER
THE GIRL THAT WILL ROB YOU AFTER DARK
that was my favorite
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Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:36 am
by htsamurai
I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:16 am
by sonidero
htsamurai wrote:I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:30 am
by chuckjaywalk
My favorite queens, in no particular order:
Chad Michaels
Alaska Thunderfuck
Jade Jolie
Sharon Needles
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:24 pm
by futuresailors
Ooh forgot about Sharon Needles. That Elvira lookin bitch was good.
Re: Cowboy Boots
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:04 pm
by metalmariachi
htsamurai wrote:I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.
I have a pair of cobra, make me feel like a pimp when I wear them.
I wear cowboy boots every day.
Have since I was 5 or 6.
Exotic leathers are for pimps, country singers, and girls.
Covered 6 continents in these
MM