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So, I'm pretty much a city guy. I live in the city, I work in the city. I don't own a tractor. I've never ridden an animal. I play noisy guitar music and work IT. All that said, I keep having this terrible, powerful urge to buy myself a pair of cowboy boots. I mean, my jeans are already boot cut, so why not? Would I be a hipster douche if I wore cowboy boots, even if there was no irony involved?
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Ditch the boot cut jeans (especially if you aren't already wearing boots on the regular), buy cowboy boots anyway.

I knew this guy who owned ostrich leather cowboy boots. Sickest shoes I've ever seen. I mean, technically, he was an actual cowboy, so he could pull it off in a legit manner, but still.
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I wear the bootcuts because I have giant, muscular thighs.
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the_carl wrote:Ditch the boot cut jeans (especially if you aren't already wearing boots on the regular), buy cowboy boots anyway.



This. Boot cut jeans are for soccer moms and douchebags that still wear tshirts with "weathered, vintage" prints. You say you "WORK IT" so shitkickers are def doable. Basically if you arent southern/country/a cowboy, you cant pull off cowboy boots unless you swing dicks like nobodies business.
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LYKE WHO WAS YR FAVORITE QUEEN?
I liked the midget and the hispanic/asian one that actually modelled.
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GG wore boots...

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futuresailors wrote:LYKE WHO WAS YR FAVORITE QUEEN?
I liked the midget and the hispanic/asian one that actually modelled.
There was one that killed the reading though. :lol: fuck. Fag hags make total sence. You wouldn't even have to do anything because you have all thse bitchy boyz around.



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I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.
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htsamurai wrote:I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.


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My favorite queens, in no particular order:
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Ooh forgot about Sharon Needles. That Elvira lookin bitch was good.
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htsamurai wrote:I have a pair of eel boots and belt, with a huge ass 14k gold and silver belt buckle.
I"m Mexican and from Texas, fuck yall.

I have a pair of cobra, make me feel like a pimp when I wear them.
I wear cowboy boots every day.
Have since I was 5 or 6.
Exotic leathers are for pimps, country singers, and girls.
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