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The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet channel.
Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 9:17 pm
by htsamurai
Mermaids love pizza.
little cesares sponosors the mermaid show. Therefore mermaids love pizza.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 10:06 pm
by behndy
how the FUCK. could somebody put something like Little Caesar's. in their body.
a pizza for five dollars. a PIZZA. for five dollars.
the fucking INGREDIENTS for a pizza should almost cost five dollars.
guh.
shit is nasty yo.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:00 am
by whiskey_face
after a shitload of PBRs its pretty good
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:06 am
by AxAxSxS
behndy wrote:how the FUCK. could somebody put something like Little Caesar's. in their body.
a pizza for five dollars. a PIZZA. for five dollars.
the fucking INGREDIENTS for a pizza should almost cost five dollars.
guh.
shit is nasty yo.
Not somebody.
Mermaids.
Fucking mermaids love that shit.
For that matter I'm gonna go on record saying that fish bitches love PBR too.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:43 am
by behndy
THEY SO UNDERGROUND THEY UNDERWATER SON. OF COURSE THEY LIKE THAT NASTY SHIT.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:43 am
by behndy
......... Little Caesar's that is.
i've never actually had a PBR.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:33 am
by Rob Fossil
The mermaids don't really like Little Caesars, that "special"on AP was just performance art. The mermaids are eating the pizza ironically for 1 year while washing it down w/PBR and wearing Abercrombie & Fitch.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:13 am
by jrmy
Damn those ironic mermaids! Haven't they ever watched Splash? Mermaids are supposed to be innocent and pure. Those hipster mermaids are ruining it for everyone.
I blame the moray eels.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:10 am
by Big Mon
htsamurai wrote:Mermaids love pizza.
little cesares sponosors the mermaid show. Therefore mermaids love pizza.
the best syllogism.
Mermaids use sex as a means of luring sailors to their deaths.
Mermaids have no tentacles.
Therefore, behndy's immune to mermaid sexual weapons.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:25 am
by jrmy
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:31 am
by behndy
BUY A NEW PHONE.
one with tentacles.
otherwise certain honkies will GETCHA.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:37 am
by Chankgeez
AxAxSxS wrote:... For that matter I'm gonna go on record saying that fish bitches love PBR too.
Because it's so watery?
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:12 am
by Achtane
Someone go bump that thread where we discussed at length the pros and cons of mermaids/reverse-mermaids.
I'm too lazy to find it.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:58 pm
by magiclawnchair
jrmy wrote:Damn those ironic mermaids! Haven't they ever watched Splash? Mermaids are supposed to be innocent and pure. Those hipster mermaids are ruining it for everyone.
I blame the moray eels.
i dont blame the moray eels. they are green and we all know it aint easy being green.
Re: The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet chann
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:13 pm
by htsamurai
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