The biggest thing I learned from the Animal Planet channel.

htsamurai · Post by **htsamurai** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:17 pm

Mermaids love pizza.

little cesares sponosors the mermaid show. Therefore mermaids love pizza.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun May 26, 2013 10:06 pm

how the FUCK. could somebody put something like Little Caesar's. in their body.

a pizza for five dollars. a PIZZA. for five dollars.

the fucking INGREDIENTS for a pizza should almost cost five dollars.

guh.

shit is nasty yo.

whiskey_face · Post by **whiskey_face** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:00 am

after a shitload of PBRs its pretty good :idk:

AxAxSxS · Post by **AxAxSxS** » Mon May 27, 2013 3:06 am

behndy wrote:how the FUCK. could somebody put something like Little Caesar's. in their body.

a pizza for five dollars. a PIZZA. for five dollars.

the fucking INGREDIENTS for a pizza should almost cost five dollars.

guh.

shit is nasty yo.

Not somebody.
Mermaids.
Fucking mermaids love that shit.
For that matter I'm gonna go on record saying that fish bitches love PBR too.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon May 27, 2013 4:43 am

THEY SO UNDERGROUND THEY UNDERWATER SON. OF COURSE THEY LIKE THAT NASTY SHIT.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon May 27, 2013 4:43 am

......... Little Caesar's that is.

i've never actually had a PBR.

Rob Fossil · Post by **Rob Fossil** » Mon May 27, 2013 6:33 am

The mermaids don't really like Little Caesars, that "special"on AP was just performance art. The mermaids are eating the pizza ironically for 1 year while washing it down w/PBR and wearing Abercrombie & Fitch.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:13 am

Damn those ironic mermaids! Haven't they ever watched Splash? Mermaids are supposed to be innocent and pure. Those hipster mermaids are ruining it for everyone.

I blame the moray eels.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:10 am

htsamurai wrote:Mermaids love pizza.

little cesares sponosors the mermaid show. Therefore mermaids love pizza.

the best syllogism.
Mermaids use sex as a means of luring sailors to their deaths.
Mermaids have no tentacles.
Therefore, behndy's immune to mermaid sexual weapons.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:25 am

Relevant: "little seizure": http://lolrism.com/scaring-mom

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:31 am

BUY A NEW PHONE.

one with tentacles.

otherwise certain honkies will GETCHA.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:37 am

AxAxSxS wrote:... For that matter I'm gonna go on record saying that fish bitches love PBR too.

Because it's so watery?

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon May 27, 2013 10:12 am

Someone go bump that thread where we discussed at length the pros and cons of mermaids/reverse-mermaids.
I'm too lazy to find it.

magiclawnchair · Post by **magiclawnchair** » Mon May 27, 2013 1:58 pm

jrmy wrote:Damn those ironic mermaids! Haven't they ever watched Splash? Mermaids are supposed to be innocent and pure. Those hipster mermaids are ruining it for everyone.

I blame the moray eels.

i dont blame the moray eels. they are green and we all know it aint easy being green.

htsamurai · Post by **htsamurai** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:13 pm

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