I now know where ILF would be if it were a physical place

htsamurai · Post by **htsamurai** » Mon May 20, 2013 10:42 pm

this video has shown me.
Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg[/youtube]

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Mon May 20, 2013 10:50 pm

lol "I fuck your mother!!!" "Ooooooooh goood! At first I thought you insult me, and then you give me this message. My mother hasn't much of a sex life recently..."

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon May 20, 2013 10:52 pm

htsamurai wrote:this video has shown me.
Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg[/youtube]

AxAxSxS · Post by **AxAxSxS** » Mon May 20, 2013 11:20 pm

htsamurai wrote:Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn

You pretty much just described the Pacific Northwest. Add some weird to you thing and this place nails it.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Mon May 20, 2013 11:28 pm

for some reason i visualize ILF as being in Iceland. maybe near the abandoned fish processing plant Sigur Rós performed in in their film.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Mon May 20, 2013 11:46 pm

Duh. Everybody knows that ILF is in Providence, RI, hidden beneath HP Lovecraft's remains, converting the eldritch energy of the Old Ones buried deep in the Earth's crust into PRIMAL OSCILLATING FUZZTONES!!!

hollowhero · Post by **hollowhero** » Tue May 21, 2013 12:32 am

jrmy wrote:Duh. Everybody knows that ILF is in Providence, RI, hidden beneath HP Lovecraft's remains, converting the eldritch energy of the Old Ones buried deep in the Earth's crust into PRIMAL OSCILLATING FUZZTONES!!!

Best answer so far. You've just inspired me to go dig up my old lovecraft anthology

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 21, 2013 1:27 am

htsamurai wrote:this video has shown me.
Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg[/youtube]

that.... that was so BEAUTIFUL.

i spend a few days in Bern, Switzerland, but haven't been to Sweden yet. i kinda want to move there now.

Bern was.... kinda boring. the Bear Pit was pretty awesome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_pit

i was hanging out where the tourists watch the bears frolic. there were 5 or 6. some pups wrestling, a big dood (?) lounging on a tire, i imagine the two that were pacing around glaring at everybody where females that were looking for something to get pissed about and start a fight. menstrual bears? RUN.

but this one bear was staring up at me. mugging me HELLA hard. like, "what you got on my 40 bitch?" level mugging. i do an a'ight Wookie Call, so i "graHHHHHH-HHH-HHH" 'd down at him. he bear yelled back. i did a "rahhhnhRAHHHHhoooow" at him, he kinda mellowed out and screamed at me. we did that for like 2 minutes. it was....... wonderful.

and then the chubby German dood next to me nudged me, and said, "huh huh huh......... WOOKIE.".

that made it TRANSCENDENT.

IEatCats · Post by **IEatCats** » Tue May 21, 2013 1:45 am

Wait, you out yelled a bear?

That's fucking AWESOME.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 21, 2013 1:48 am

well, i don't know if i OUT-yelled him. we... we came to an understanding.

i BONDED with a bear.

it... it was a good day.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Tue May 21, 2013 1:45 pm

I didn't even have to use my bear spray
I have to say it was a good day

Tristan · Post by **Tristan** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:27 pm

Bears are cool, one of my favourite films when I was really young was L'Ours (The Bear) and I've still got quite some handmade bears too.

By the way, landscape wise I was more thinking about this when I read the topic title (look at those crazy trees):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:30 pm

behndy wrote:

i BONED a bear.

it... it was a good day.

TWHS

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 21, 2013 10:02 pm

dubkitty wrote:I didn't even have to use my bear spray
I have to say it was a good day

i so imagined Cube bouncing around in his Obnoxiously Nineties Hydraulics Monstrosity rapping that out. GOOD TIMES.

Chankgeez wrote:
behndy wrote:

i BONED a bear.

it... it was a good day.

TWHS

sneaky MONKEY.

nah. i'm all about the twinks. or the deliciously padded mid-ops that can pass super well. GIMME.

metalmariachi · Post by **metalmariachi** » Wed May 22, 2013 12:16 am

behndy wrote:
htsamurai wrote:this video has shown me.
Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg[/youtube]

that.... that was so BEAUTIFUL.

i spend a few days in Bern, Switzerland, but haven't been to Sweden yet. i kinda want to move there now.

Bern was.... kinda boring. the Bear Pit was pretty awesome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_pit

i was hanging out where the tourists watch the bears frolic. there were 5 or 6. some pups wrestling, a big dood (?) lounging on a tire, i imagine the two that were pacing around glaring at everybody where females that were looking for something to get pissed about and start a fight. menstrual bears? RUN.

but this one bear was staring up at me. mugging me HELLA hard. like, "what you got on my 40 bitch?" level mugging. i do an a'ight Wookie Call, so i "graHHHHHH-HHH-HHH" 'd down at him. he bear yelled back. i did a "rahhhnhRAHHHHhoooow" at him, he kinda mellowed out and screamed at me. we did that for like 2 minutes. it was....... wonderful.

and then the chubby German dood next to me nudged me, and said, "huh huh huh......... WOOKIE.".

that made it TRANSCENDENT.

Spent a couple of months there.
Beautiful town but dull.
Everyone seems rude when they talk to you but they talk to their friends the same way in short grunts LOL.

ilovefuzz.com

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