i messed up
didnt check for toilet paper
before i dropped my drawers
now i gotta do the poopants shuffle
halfway cross the apartment
but look at me
all special with my ipad
i found out
theres one thing the ipad cant do
hey apple
you listenin
ASS WIPE APP
eh maybe on the ipad 42
lazer it clean for ya
imagine you pressed the facetime button instead
and like connected to your grandmother
aimed right at your chocolate donut
the"stuck on the toilet with no tp" thread
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some grandmothers may enjoy that, there are weird people out there Ryan
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Psyre wrote:some grandmothers may enjoy that, there are weird people out there Ryan
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I am now ready to go out and face the world.
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Unfortunate situation here. Hate the poopants shuffle
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Re: the"stuck on the toilet with no tp" thread
hey apple are you listenin
ASS WIPE APP!!!
apple are you listenin
ASS WIPE APP!!
ASS WIPE APP!!
ASS WIPE APP!!!
apple are you listenin
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thats why i always stay prepared
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Looks like you removed a problem by adding a problem.
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lettin grandma know you got a good prostate
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Re: the"stuck on the toilet with no tp" thread
my prostate sucks
i was like
two rolls of tp?
i mean thats prepared
but not worth a picture
then what i thought was a drain pipe
morphed into a tower of flushable power
are you a doomsday prepper?
or just really like taco bell
i was like
two rolls of tp?
i mean thats prepared
but not worth a picture
then what i thought was a drain pipe
morphed into a tower of flushable power
are you a doomsday prepper?
or just really like taco bell
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Re: the"stuck on the toilet with no tp" thread
Y'see I don't have that problem at home, but a couple of years ago I learned a valuable lesson while on tour...
Some people don't have toilet paper in their bathroom
Not talking that coincidence of someone using the bathroom, finishing the roll, and not refilling it. I'm talking crashing at someone's place two days in a row with no replacement. This happened more than once too- I want to say about 3-4 times over the course of a month. Blows my mind. Maybe everyone doesn't poop.
Some people don't have toilet paper in their bathroom
Not talking that coincidence of someone using the bathroom, finishing the roll, and not refilling it. I'm talking crashing at someone's place two days in a row with no replacement. This happened more than once too- I want to say about 3-4 times over the course of a month. Blows my mind. Maybe everyone doesn't poop.
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doesn't really happen to me at home... happened a few times in a pub or a tearoom
at least i had people to call for help
at least i had people to call for help
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Here I sit in the misty vapor
Some motherfucker took my toilet paper
I can't just sit here and linger
So watch out asshole, here comes my finger
Some motherfucker took my toilet paper
I can't just sit here and linger
So watch out asshole, here comes my finger
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Re: the"stuck on the toilet with no tp" thread
John wrote:Here I sit in the misty vapor
Some motherfucker took my toilet paper
I can't just sit here and linger
So watch out asshole, here comes my finger
Oh, so, you're the shithouse poet???
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