Woman attempts to burn home with exploding lube

[excane]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... 80175.html

And I thought my night was sad.

Awesome.

[D.o.S.]

"Can't quite catch VD On Valentine's Day? Never fear, our patented lube will recreate that burning, regretful sensation. Sadist-faction gare-en-tee'd!"
[/Huckster's voice]

[Grrface]

"Can't quite catch VD On Valentine's Day? Never fear, our patented lube will recreate that burning, regretful sensation. Sadist-faction gare-en-tee'd!"
[/Huckster's voice]

That was my thought when I read "exploding lube" as well. I was pretty certain that KY or AstroGlide had finally gone off the deep end. The burning...I mean warming stuff is bad enough.

[ryan summit]

i was savin this story for the toilet
thought it was gonna be a good read
about flammable fuck lube
turns out this ladys just an idiot
$2500 and thats the best she could come up with
anyone ever see that mythbusters
with the hot oil kitchen myths
they drop the soup can
in the pot of hot oil
fuck me
thats my nightmare
no more homemade deep fried oreos for me
to freakin dangerous