LADIES AND...LADIES, I PRESENT THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

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ANYBODY WHO WANT 2 TXT/SXT AND [b]HAS AN IPNONE NOT REGULAR PHONE THAT IS SHITTY AND NOT AS GOOD OR A FGGT ANDROID PHONE[/b] MSG ME UR DIGITZ AND WE WILL TXT/SXT

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HONESTLY THO......SHIT LIKE THAT REQUIRES ASTRAL LOGIC. IN SPACE, WE HAVE ENTIRE GALAXIES OF ENGINEER RACES DEDICATED TO SNAX.

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SRS, ALL THOSE HISTORY CHANNEL ALIEN SHOWS GET IT SO WRONG. IF THEY WERE JUST LIKE "DIBZ....TATER TOT SIZED KLONDIKE BARS FLAVORED LIKE BUTTERFINGERS.....THIS IS BEYONE THE HUMAN CAPACITY FOR SNAX" THEY WOULD HAVE PROOF OF ALIENS.

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ALSO BUTTERFINGERZ....DID YOU PATHETIC EARTHLY BEINGS SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAME UP WITH BUTTERFINGERZ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOUR EARTHLINESS. FUCK YOU.

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SPACE RUNS ON THREE THINGS AND THREE THINGS ONLY: RADIATION, SNAX AND RPGS.

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THATS RIGHT, RPGS ARE A GIFT FROM YOUR SPACEY OVERLORDS. SERIOUSLY, THE LIFESPAN REQUIRED TO PLAY A PROPER RPG IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND. IN SPACE, FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE.

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THE ROMAN NUMERAL SYSTEM WAS TAKEN FROM OUR SPECIAL NUMBERING SYSTEM FOR FAST FOOD COMBOS.

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YOUR PREVIOUS LEVEL ASS RADIOACTIVELY INFERIOR SNAX ARENT EVEN FUNNY IN SPACE. SRS, WHO THE FUK THOUGHT UP CELERY AND PEANUT BUTTER....? WE ALSO INVENTED PEANUT BUTTER BTW.

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WHY DO YOU THINK MAKBUKS COME STOCK WITH PIGTURES OF SPACE AS WALLPAPER? BECAUSE WE INVENTED MAKBUKZ.

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WE CAN NAUGHT COMPUTE $@TU^&(>???

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THATS RIGHT, RPGS ARE A GIFT FROM YOUR SPACEY OVERLORDS. SERIOUSLY, THE LIFESPAN REQUIRED TO PLAY A PROPER RPG IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND. IN SPACE, FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE.

LIGHT YEARS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE, BRO. IT'S THE DISTANCE THAT LIGHT TRAVELS AFTER ONE EARTH YEAR. IF FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE, THEN IT TAKES 6 BILLION YEARS TO COMPLETE.

TODAY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING, BRO.

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THATS RIGHT, RPGS ARE A GIFT FROM YOUR SPACEY OVERLORDS. SERIOUSLY, THE LIFESPAN REQUIRED TO PLAY A PROPER RPG IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND. IN SPACE, FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE.

LIGHT YEARS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE, BRO. IT'S THE DISTANCE THAT LIGHT TRAVELS AFTER ONE EARTH YEAR. IF FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE, THEN IT TAKES 6 BILLION YEARS TO COMPLETE.

TODAY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING, BRO.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. YOUR SPECIES WOULDNT EVEN HAVE LANGUAGE IF IT WERENT FOR ME.

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ALSO IT STANDS TO REASON....THAT LIFE..FROM AN EARTHLY PERSPECTIVE...OR THE MEASURE OF IT, BEING TIME..AN IDIOTIC NOTION, IS SO LIMITED THAT ITS SUGGESTION AS A UNIT OF MEASURE IS LAUGHABLE. THE ONLY INFINITE STANDARD , AND TO WIT, THE ONLY THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED, IS SPACE. THIS IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD AS PHYSICAL DISTANCE. AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF WHICH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO YOU AS EARTHLY BEINGS. WERE YOU TO BEHOLD EVEN A LIMITED PORTION OF IT YOUR MIND WOULD CAVE IN AND YOUR HEART WOULD EXPLODE...WE WENT THROUGH FIVE ADAMS BEFORE WE FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.







HONESTLY HUMANS ARE LIKE.....A SELF REGULATING BOARD GAME FOR US SPACELINGS. ONLY ACCIDENTALLY WE GET TRAPPED IN IT. WHICH SUCKS...

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SO FUCK YOU. EARTH LOGIC IS SO PRIMITIVE. ALSO. YOU DIDNT INVENT RPGS OR BUTTERFINGERS OR KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. SO FUCK YOU.