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petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:03 pm
by madmax1012
50 shades of grey is the funniest thing I've heard of all day. I know this book is really popular right now, but I'm just now learning that it's a super graphic hardcore BDSM lonely middle aged women with sad sex lives romance novel. fucking beautiful. Just want to clarify, I'm not reading it. But i looked up some excerpts and it's fucking hysterical.
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:21 pm
by excane
Book of the month.... every female I know read/is reading it.
It's written fucking terribly and yes.... I read a little bit of it to see what the hype was about.
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:30 pm
by madmax1012
I thought it was just some sappy love novel. Now that I know bondage is involved, it's even funnier.
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:53 pm
by madmax1012
beautiful. this whole fascination with this book is just glorious.
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:16 pm
by futuresailors
My girlfriend just finished the whole trilogy. Like it's what she did with all here free time. You know, other than me.
I looked over her shoulder at a couple lines...shit's terrible. And isn't actually graphic.
I believe this is the last passage were they bone:
"as the music reaches it's climax, I fall...free fall... into the most intense, agonizing orgasm I have ever had, and Christian follows me...thrusting hard into me, three more times...finally stilling, then collapsing on top of me."
And the dialogue is even worse.
Soo yeah. Bitch got rich as shit writing garbage. Like they're making a movie out of it rich.
If Behndy wrote something about Catholic school girls he could be a millionaire.
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:19 pm
by madmax1012
Can this be a petition to make that behndy book a reality?
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:19 pm
by wsas3
futuresailors
If Behndy wrote something about Catholic school girls he could be a millionaire.[/quote]
Copyright that shit man
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:22 pm
by futuresailors
madmax1012 wrote:Can this be a petition to make that behndy book a reality?
Add it to the thread title yo.
I'll be taking a 20% cut though.
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:30 pm
by madmax1012
Topic switch, Consider this the first signature
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:03 pm
by wsas3
We could all help by writing a chapter
Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:09 pm
by Chankgeez
I,Galactus wrote:Best part: it started out as Twilight fan-fic.
Even best-er part: there was a huge spike in sales around mother's day. Meaning dudes saw it on the "popular book right now" shelf and picked up poorly written BDSM sex books... for their moms.
... or the mother of their children?
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:13 pm
by MSUsousaphone
Asian school girls.
And that's how I got in for my 5%.
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:53 pm
by Pollinator95
With illustrations by Troy Sanders, a la Douchecanoe.
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:24 pm
by Waterpilot
I've never heard of the book (I need to get out more) but am down with a Behndy version of just about anything.
Re: petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:14 pm
by excane
Waterpilot wrote:I've never heard of the book (I need to get out more) but am down with a Behndy version of just about anything.
This is all you really need to know
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHIAIEZDC4[/youtube]