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petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.

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50 shades of grey is the funniest thing I've heard of all day. I know this book is really popular right now, but I'm just now learning that it's a super graphic hardcore BDSM lonely middle aged women with sad sex lives romance novel. fucking beautiful. Just want to clarify, I'm not reading it. But i looked up some excerpts and it's fucking hysterical.
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Book of the month.... every female I know read/is reading it.

It's written fucking terribly and yes.... I read a little bit of it to see what the hype was about.
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I thought it was just some sappy love novel. Now that I know bondage is involved, it's even funnier.
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beautiful. this whole fascination with this book is just glorious.
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My girlfriend just finished the whole trilogy. Like it's what she did with all here free time. You know, other than me.

I looked over her shoulder at a couple lines...shit's terrible. And isn't actually graphic.
I believe this is the last passage were they bone:
"as the music reaches it's climax, I fall...free fall... into the most intense, agonizing orgasm I have ever had, and Christian follows me...thrusting hard into me, three more times...finally stilling, then collapsing on top of me."

And the dialogue is even worse.

Soo yeah. Bitch got rich as shit writing garbage. Like they're making a movie out of it rich.

If Behndy wrote something about Catholic school girls he could be a millionaire.
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Can this be a petition to make that behndy book a reality?
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If Behndy wrote something about Catholic school girls he could be a millionaire.[/quote]

Copyright that shit man
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madmax1012 wrote:Can this be a petition to make that behndy book a reality?

Add it to the thread title yo.

I'll be taking a 20% cut though.
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Topic switch, Consider this the first signature
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We could all help by writing a chapter
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I,Galactus wrote:Best part: it started out as Twilight fan-fic.

Even best-er part: there was a huge spike in sales around mother's day. Meaning dudes saw it on the "popular book right now" shelf and picked up poorly written BDSM sex books... for their moms.

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Asian school girls.

And that's how I got in for my 5%. :!!!:
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With illustrations by Troy Sanders, a la Douchecanoe.
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I've never heard of the book (I need to get out more) but am down with a Behndy version of just about anything.
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Waterpilot wrote:I've never heard of the book (I need to get out more) but am down with a Behndy version of just about anything.


This is all you really need to know :lol:

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