the i love fuzz travel guide

[deadbeatriot]

RULES YOUSE MUDDERFUCKERS

PICK ONE PLACE IN/NEAR YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

TELL US WHY IT'S THE TITS



the shanty, brooklyn, ny

they make their own delicious gin.
http://nydistilling.com/spirits/

srsly you guise. 114 proof gin in the best goddamn gin and tonic you will ever have in your fucking life. so fucking smooth you don't know you're drunk until you get up for a smoke and almost fall down.

also: MAPLE BACON PEANUTS.




this is deadbeatriot, he-who-is-full-of-gin, signing off.


good night, and good luck.

godspeed, you wonderful degenerates.

[madmax1012]

not currently living there, but I will be in about a year, but Mike's Pastry in Boston's wonderful North End. Best fucking cannoli's ever.

[Narwhal-Industries]

http://www.troegs.com/
Really good beer.

[Fuzzy Fred]

there's this place called portillo's...

if you don't live in the chicagoland area, you won't know, but you should. best mo'fucking shit

[skullservant]

Strange Matter, in Richmond, VA. Visit on a Tuesday for half price burger night with plenty of vegetarian and some vegan options.

In Maryland, Stone Chappel Road in New Windsor. Just drive it. It's beautiful really any time.

[wsas3]

Speaking of alcoholic beverages in brooklyn:
Brooklyn Brewery. Best damn beer and the brewery is AN ACTUAL FUCKING BREWERY MAN. Seriously, if you haven't had their lager you are missing out.

[Jero]

Everything near me is lame

[sonidero]

Everything near me is lame

He's in North ATX which is far South Dallas...

I've been thinkin about this and I gotta say the Greenbelt that is down the block...

Barton Creek Greenbelt East 2201 Barton Springs Rd, Austin, TX 78746

If you put that into google earth it'll zoom right in... I might be down there waving...

If you want food I say Matt's El Rancho... They just celebrated 60 years and all the pecan smoked stuff is Tex-Mex Legend...

http://mattselrancho.com/

[snipelfritz]

there's this place called portillo's...

if you don't live in the chicagoland area, you won't know, but you should. best mo'fucking shit

Nigga, I know Porrillo's.

I just heard about a brew pub on the outskirts of town in the middle of an industrial park. I'll check that out and get back to y'all.

[phantasmagorovich]

Columba Museum. On of the most impressive buildings I have ever been in. It looks low profile from outside but it's just gorgeous inside. They have basically built an eerily lit giant room on top of excavations that go from a church destroyed during WWII bombings back to the romans. That shit is unreal.

I really love the shady old-school Strohhut right around the corner for Currywurst.

[Jwar]

Everything near me is lame

[Narwhal-Industries]

Is currywurst available in the US anywhere? This is a food I must try. I live in a part of the US that actually ships pretzels to Germany. How have I not had this wonder of Deutschland?

[phantasmagorovich]

Is currywurst available in the US anywhere? This is a food I must try. I live in a part of the US that actually ships pretzels to Germany. How have I not had this wonder of Deutschland?

Basically it's easy enough to do yourself. Get a nice Bratwurst, cut it to pieces, soak in Ketchup and pour the hottest curry powder you can find on it. Serve with french fries.
Should look like this:



Bonus points for hot chilli powder, curry flavoured ketchup and specially the Wurst being done by a lady with unshaved axels. Enjoy.

[Jero]

Everything near me is lame

He's in North ATX which is far South Dallas...
I've been thinkin about this and I gotta say the Greenbelt that is down the block...
Barton Creek Greenbelt East 2201 Barton Springs Rd, Austin, TX 78746

Yea, if I had to pick something it would be that, or walnut creek/trails which is like 2 minutes down the road

[Chankgeez]

Is currywurst available in the US anywhere? This is a food I must try. I live in a part of the US that actually ships pretzels to Germany. How have I not had this wonder of Deutschland?

There must be some place in either Philly or Pittsburgh that serves it?